hooker baiting

Best played in SE Asia, preferably drunk - it's more fun.

Before playing you must have a false name, job and basic story behind you. The more ridiculous the better.

Players should go to a hostess bar or red light area pretending they want to buy sex.

When hookers approach you watch as they try their best to sell themselves to you. In return players should be rude, obnoxious and take the piss our of said hookers.

The winner is the one that keeps the hooker at the table the longest.

Roger (the arms dealer): Let's go to the four floors of whores (Singapore) and do some hooker baiting

Humphry (the Afghan terrorist): OK sounds good.

by Roger the arms dealer July 12, 2009

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Bear Bait

Accidentally attracting gay men as a result of looking like a bear, but not actually being a bear.

Gay Man: Hi! Are you a bear?

Bear Bait: Sorry, but no. I am very flattered though.

by SattMynowicz November 5, 2011

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shark bait

A menstrating woman who swims in the ocean.

Ain't that bitch on the rag?? She's shark bait!

by General Retardo November 1, 2007

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dead bait

Men or women at clubs who are so boring or un-interesting in conversation that they're not worth the bother, talking to them. (Usually in groups of 2).

Guy1: Hey, having a good night?

Girl1: No.. I want to leave.

Guy 1 to Guy 2: They're dead bait, move along.

Guy2: Agreed.

by TakeNotez January 26, 2014

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hug-bait

The process of opening your arms a little bit when you see someone or saying good-byes to bait them into giving you a hug. Usually this is done with the elbows out but hands not all the way spread, so that the hug-baiter is not embarrassed about a rejection.

Big John was hug-baiting me. He just wants to press his body against me.

Chef Ramsey is a perfect hug-baiter. He hugs everyone so he can feel up the hot ones without anyone wondering.

by ryebread May 18, 2014

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