Affluenza

noun, AH-flu-en-za : 1) A disease caused by too much money. 20 Afflicted with affluence in a negative way. symptoms may include boredom, alcoholism, apathy and deviant behavior.

He is obviously suffering from chronic case of Affluenza.

or
Affluenza runs in my family , I'm taking the holidays on our private island cause it might be contagious.

by The Emperor, of course July 25, 2009

affiliate marketing

A marketing practice based on the internet in which affiliates are rewarded for marketing on the behalf of other companies, bringing customers/visitors to the business's site.

A company, such as Tatto Media, takes part in affiliate marketing by rewarding it's affiliates for lead generation by way of commissions per lead.

by CrystalD June 23, 2008

Affirmatron

Required in situations where a "Yes" or a "I Understand" just simply doesnt cut it....

Person 1: We have 18 seconds til the planet we are on simultaneously combusts and erodes, within 10 seconds we shall be eaten by carniverous zombies.... and you ask me what is the best option at Subway????

Person 2: Affirmatron.

by The M-Train May 19, 2009

Affleck

to completely screw up. to ruin ones life. to make a really bad decision.
see also screwed

i afflecked my car when i ran a red light and a truck hit me.
i afflecked my reputation by dating a dumb fat whore

by jim July 23, 2003

The White Tie Affair

The most Amazing Pop Rock band around! Hometown:Chicago suburbs IL. Lead singer-Chris Wallace
Guitar-Sean P Drums-Tim McLaughlin Bass-Ryan Cook

KeyBoard-Ryan McClain. The band Toured

with Warped Tour 09 and many more all within

the same

year (2009) while they might not be well

known now they're sure to blow up soon. Just go on Youtube and look up the song

Candle by them make sure you get the

video the 2009 version.

Girl to boy-hey have you heard of that band from warped?
Boy-which one? 3OH!3?

Girl- No the other one with the really hot lead singer.
Boy-hotter then me?.......
Girl- OH HELL YEA.....I mean....no...
Boy- well i dont think i want to hear of them them
Girl- god jealous much?
Boy-STFU!!!.....and i think your thinking of the white tie affair...
Girl- YEAH!!!! That's it!!! they are sooo hot and nice too!!
Boy-yeah whatever......
Girl-I'd bang em all
Boy-......I'm leaving now.....
Girl-Jealous Bastard....

by BizzitchYouGottaLove August 5, 2009

Affliction

A feeling driven by extreme emotional suffering. A feeling so strong it starts to affect your general well-being whether it be psychological or physical.

Usually a feeling brought on by yearning or fond memories of a certain person; which when any form of pain arises it is amplified.

The breakdown of a relationship can lead to unfathomable affliction.

by _The Secret_ August 6, 2019

Loosely Affiliated

When one is "roughly" dating a girl but, for whatever reason, you do not want your friends and random slampieces to know that you are committed to that girl. Aka slightly less than dating but slightly more than just hooking up.

Donald: " Danny, I didn't know you were dating her?"

Danny: "Oh hell nah, we are just loosely affiliated"

Donald: "Oh congrats"

Danny: "Woooooooooo"

by djwhtrhino May 19, 2010