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Water my melons

When she wants you to cum from her tit job
OHHHHH WATER MY MELONS BABY!!!
by Penelopewantstojack June 17, 2020
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Melon

Something that can fit up my arse
“Hey babe, go get me the melon please.”
by Bushmush07 September 20, 2020
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Melon-baller

You should totally play Psychonauts, that game is absolutely Melon-baller!
by Pk glitch September 1, 2025
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Melon Bumrush

The action of baiting trees with melons. Hiding with your colleagues until fruit bats visit the melons, then rushing in as a group to grab as many bats as possible.... A melon bumrush
Ugh I can't catch anymore bats, shall we change tact and go for a melon bumrush?
by Mademat91 March 16, 2025
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melon sauce

When your name is Jared and you proceed to engage in sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature. Then the mushed up guts and semen is poured into a cup and consumed.
My hinge date from last night, Jared made me some amazing melon sauce margs last night.
by Bonersarefun March 30, 2024
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Melon Wipe

A person who is a fucking brainlet and I mean really fucking stupid, fucking retarded spunk bubble
Person 1:Leo is a fucking Melon Wipe
by LeoGotNits June 7, 2023
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Melon Chop

a sexual movement where:
A. a guy slaps a girl's melons/tits/tatas so hard she cums and moans
John: i just gave stacy a melon chop while i was titfucking her
Mark: Cool!
by Creamcheems February 4, 2021
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