zipper-tits

An offensive term used to describe female to male transgender people, referring to the stitch scars left my removing breast tissue to appear less feminine.

"What up zipper-tits!"

"Wow thats incredibly insensitive. What an unfunny and pathetic joke."

by YoureSoSkibbidy August 23, 2022

Zippy

Queer as the day you were born

Wow he's one bad zippy

by Von Beckie September 5, 2005

zipperhead

One high on methamphetamine and acting immature (goofy) as though they unzipped their head and removed their brain

(zippered)

'Gurl, you're such a zipperhead.'

by d hu June 16, 2006

zipper pickle

A salty penis or phallic expression.

After rushing to zip my fly when my mother walked in on me masturbating to Bea Arthur's bulbous clitoris, I sliced my zipper pickle.

by Tushar P September 1, 2007

zipper suck

When your zipper sucks in the material below making it impossible to zip or unzip.

My favorite pants got zipper suck while standing at the urinal. I will have to spend the day with my fly down.

by dikfer October 8, 2008

ziptard

One who has significant difficulty opening or closing resealable plastic bags.

The unfortunate ziptard struggled with the ziplock baggie of shredded cheese before handing it to her spouse.

by knuckledragger September 11, 2009

zipper tie

Hanging one's member outside the zipper of one's pants in a comical fashion for the amusement of onlookers.

"I was so drunk at the bar last night I pulled out my zipper tie for some laughs!"

"Jonny got kicked out of the bar for pulling out the zipper tie for some laughs...he was pretty drunk"

by Jarvis Mayes November 23, 2009