sex wizard

a wizard who preforms sex acts with magic and his long wand

LOOK at that sex wizard hes doin his magic!

by Jay Rivera May 23, 2008

Wizard Status

The status achieved when enough canned beer is cunsumed that the cans can be taped end to end until they surpass your height.

Me and Ted got so hammered last night. We both reached "Wizard Status"

by J-Darsh March 14, 2009

Wizard Lock

Very long pubic hair that turns into dread locks.

'Did you eat her out?' 'Fuck no she had Wizard Locks!'

by legendarydoiche September 9, 2011

killing the wizard

Slang phrase used for urinating. Alot.

"Man, I drank way too much beer. I'll be in the john, killing the wizard."

by Bee's Knees February 3, 2010

pissflaps like wizard's sleeves

To refer to a females labia which hangs down like wizard sleeves.

Christ, you've got pissflaps like wizard's sleeves. (followed by a punch in the mouth)

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Wizard

Another way of saying something is good or cool.

That shirt is wizard

by A Million Lights June 22, 2013

Crutch Wizard

A dirty little peasant that lives in his lair at spearwood, casting spells with his mank, lice infested, overgrown silver bearded crutch! His favourite attire is his gay sparkly white cloak which matches his pathetic little staff! He travels around on his little girlyman scooter bringing misfortune to all he meets!

Innocent bystander: Hey Crutch Wizard sit down ur wrecking the joint!

Crutch Wizard: BLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPlupluplup POW! throws a handful of his magic crutch dandruff and vanishes!

Innocent bystander: Infected

by diverone86 January 10, 2011