Wisconsin ski special

Is the act of blowing two cocks at once.

When you are at the ski resort, you see slutty girls handle two ski poles pretty well.
I got a Wisconsin ski special, it was good until the balls touched

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by Nignogging July 06, 2013
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Wisconsin Blowdryer

A Wisconsin Blowdryer consist of a man cumming on a woman's face then proceed to fart on to face until dry
Hey Sam and Cole, Ian just got a blumpkin and a Wisconsin blowdryer
by Furskinmcgee December 06, 2024
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Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.
We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.
by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022
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Wisconsin Waterboard

When a man is in the act of sexual intercourse with a woman, and he relieves his bladder while balls deep in the woman's vagina resembling a feeling of being waterboarded but in the vaginal region instead.
"Yo, I was having sex with Kate last night, and I gave her a good ole Wisconsin Waterboard."
by US Polo Assassin February 07, 2025
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Wisconsin Deer Antler

When someone wears fake Deer Antlers and rape someone of the same sec
I gave that guy an Wisconsin Deer Antler
by afroninja069 September 21, 2016
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wisconsin hotpocket

the act of adding cheese during anal sex as a lubricant and then eating the cheese afterwards.
I loved the wisconsin hotpocket I had last night.
by Cold Soda January 17, 2021
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Wisconsin self defense

Needless escalation of a tense situation followed by victim-playing on the part of the person who escalated the situation when their escalation turns against them.
I treated my cat's injury after he Wisconsin self defense'd a squirrel. He never learns
by Racoon Skittles November 22, 2021
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