wack my wood

Jack off , masturbate

I'm gonna wack my wood before my parents come back

by ill tom reem October 10, 2013

wack out and sack out

Masterbating to get yourself tired when you have difficulty going To sleep at night.

I wack out and sack out.

by Tommy Bunz 69 March 13, 2022

wack shows

When something(s) wack happens and you were a part or viewer of the wack experience.

you arrive a minute after Mcdonald's closes the breakfast menu and they will no longer serve you sausage and egg mcmuffins..."man that's wack shows."

by Jaguil01 February 18, 2009

jack wack

A stupid asshole who likes to stand on trucks then put it on a billboard

Tell that jack wack to get off the truck *Gordon McKernan*

by The funny maker😂 May 22, 2018

weenie wack shack

A strip club. one where you are likely to get a happy ending

does jasmine still work at the weenie wack shack?

by Bradley S. July 20, 2017

National wack dick day

a day that is celebrated by women who had sex with a man that had wack dick

im going to celebrate national wack dick day and post my ex

by Michale Angelo August 1, 2019

Wack

Word used to describe the the Civil Air Patrol.

“Bro this program is Wack”
“I know that’s why CAP sucks”

by Zhong Xina November 5, 2021