ass wipe

a person who being or acting stupid in any type of way

"Stop being a ass wipe!"

by shesryda July 19, 2015

Razor Wipe

Toilet paper often located in public washrooms that shaves your butt hole while wiping it.

Dude that Mcdonald's bathroom has some serious razor wipe going on. I might have to by new underwear.

by officeworklife July 26, 2015

Green Wipe

When you wipe your ass and you shit is unsuspectingly green

Dave: "Oi, Mate! I just had a fucking green wipe!"
Mate: "Fucking goody Dave!"

by azza121221212121 October 4, 2015

welshman wipe

Wanking off your partner and wiping it on their face

I did the Welshman wipe on Asian Ben's Chippolata and wiped his sausage juice on his face

by Indiii April 4, 2016

Shweat Wipe

The act of wiping ones inexplicably shitty arse without having actually passed a stool.

"Man, you would not have believed that was just a shweat wipe, I saw sweetcorn!"

by The Last Lizard King July 5, 2016

ass wipe

A stuck on stupid person,dumb as dirt ,asshole

That fuckin ass wipe is here again.

by friskychick September 9, 2016

Military wipe

When a person of service goes #2 and only uses one sheet of paper to wipe by wrapping the single piece of paper around their index finger and inserts the finger into their anus and wiping with a circular movement.

I only had one piece of TP left So i had to " military wipe"!

by NoGameOBMC October 19, 2016