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ass wipe

a person who being or acting stupid in any type of way
"Stop being a ass wipe!"
by shesryda July 19, 2015
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Razor Wipe

Toilet paper often located in public washrooms that shaves your butt hole while wiping it.
Dude that Mcdonald's bathroom has some serious razor wipe going on. I might have to by new underwear.
by officeworklife July 26, 2015
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Green Wipe

When you wipe your ass and you shit is unsuspectingly green
Dave: "Oi, Mate! I just had a fucking green wipe!"
Mate: "Fucking goody Dave!"
by azza121221212121 October 4, 2015
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welshman wipe

Wanking off your partner and wiping it on their face
I did the Welshman wipe on Asian Ben's Chippolata and wiped his sausage juice on his face
by Indiii April 4, 2016
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Shweat Wipe

The act of wiping ones inexplicably shitty arse without having actually passed a stool.
"Man, you would not have believed that was just a shweat wipe, I saw sweetcorn!"
by The Last Lizard King July 5, 2016
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ass wipe

That fuckin ass wipe is here again.
by friskychick September 9, 2016
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Military wipe

When a person of service goes #2 and only uses one sheet of paper to wipe by wrapping the single piece of paper around their index finger and inserts the finger into their anus and wiping with a circular movement.
I only had one piece of TP left So i had to " military wipe"!
by NoGameOBMC October 19, 2016
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