southern virginia 

is the inferior part of Virginia. The only reason that it is not a barren wasteland is because of the money made by Fairfax, Loudon and Prince William counties. Without us you wouldn't even have paved roads, or schools with more than one room, so shut the hell up and stop hating. You guys have some good things too, just stop hating on Northern Virginia.

Northern Virginia financially supports Southern Virginia

southern virginia by skinsfan89 March 20, 2008

Stonewall jackson high school in Northern Virginia

One of the most pathetic places one could ever be at. It's full of kids who think they are emo, but whose biggest problem is their lame attempts at being posers. Then there are the posers who are so obvious. My favorites are the kids who dress in black with piercings and are supposed to be goth, but are really nice people if you get to know em... then the rich kids who wanna act poor so they don't get the crap kicked out of em. Half of the kids are stoners, the other half morons. I fit somewhere in there, but the again, so could you.

Person A: Where did you go to high school?
Person B: Stonewall
Person A: I'm sorry poser.

Stonewall jackson high school in Northern Virginia by Timber_c149 April 2, 2005

Northern Virginia 

Not to be confused with the rest of Virginia. More accurately considered part of D.C.

Person A: ew youre from Virginia- are you a redneck??
Person B: NO, i'm from Northern Virginia.

Northern Virginia by Virginias4luverz November 29, 2004

West Virginia Swinger Party 

The West Virginia Swinger Party is when a family of West Virginia natives hold a family reunion, and then proceed to the sexy time.

Dude my buddy let me go with him to a West Virginia Swinger Party. It was like a trainwreck...I couldn't look away.

West Virginia Swinger Party by hiphop6969 February 11, 2010

West Virginia swap 

Taking your friend's dip out of his lip and putting it in your own lip.

"Bro, I'm out of dip." "It's fine, you can just West Virginia swap with me."

West Virginia swap by bigwilly99 October 18, 2017

West Virginia Handshake 

ad·jec·tive/ˈajəktiv/ - a word or phrase naming an attribute, added to or grammatically related to a noun to modify or describe it.

* west/vərˈjinyə/ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/

To state or describe the act of performing mutual & simultaneous masturbation on one and other regardless of sexual orientation, gender or religion to describe disbelief or an alternate choice.

(Observing laziness) "You all have nothing better to do that to give each other West Virginia Handshakes." -- (Alternate choice for something unsafe or idiotic) 'I'd rather give a wild Tiger a West Virginia Handshake." -- (Work or Goal not accomplished) "What did you do all day in here; give each other West Virginia Handshakes?" (Express disdain for being played around with) -- "I like handshakes but this isn't West Virginia, let's re-do this contract."

West Virginia Handshake by SOLIDKREATE December 11, 2020

West Virginia fortune cookie

a biscuit with a food stamp in the middle

Those people went to the welfare office to get their checks and West Virginia fortune cookies

West Virginia fortune cookie by Frosty2073 January 22, 2006