Vanessah

a girl that is smart, cute, clingy, and love cats

I kissed Vanessah under a bridge, and she liked it.

by Prens November 23, 2021

Vanessa Slone

A straight goat.

Person 1: are you a goat

Person 2 : No my name is not Vanessa slone

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Vagessa

The name of a girl/woman (with a beautiful voice and hairstyle) who wants to make out with you.
Examples are Vagessa Hudgens, Vagessa Williams, Vagessa Carlton, Vanessa Smith, Vagessa Angel (R.I.P. in 2021), Vagessa Bryant, etc.

You: Vagessa is such a cute name.
Me: I know, anyone with that name wants to make out with you.
You: But not Vagessa Angel, because she died in a car accident.
Me: Oh no.
You: She’s part of the 27 club.
Me: R.I.P.
You: Well we still have the others.

by gregben February 23, 2022

Vapeussy

A term used to describe the action of sticking a vape up your asshole and watching the smoke pour out

"When I go home I'm going to vapeussy!"
"I love watching the smoke pour out when I do a vapeussy, it smells great!"

by jegocean March 28, 2022

Vanessa

A person who is always in the way.

Person 1: Of course she’s in the way, she’s a Vanessa.

by DontDoDruga April 9, 2022

Vanessa

Vanessa is either the chick you hate like the plague or the funniest girl that you'll always want to be around. There's almost no in-between. If she's your friend, she's often a dumb bitch that you love till the ends of the earth. She's funny, and sweet, but she'll most probably be tired of your shenanigans after a while.

"Is that Vanessa?"
"Yeah, i hate that bitch."

"Hi nessaaaaaa"
"Shut up,"

by That one ugly mf May 21, 2022

vape talk

talking while exhaling smoke (typically from vaporizers) resulting in a muffled sounding voice

person 1: damn bro this blue lemonade ice is hitting bro (exhaling smoke)
person 2: bro stop vape talking

by Osi777gt August 20, 2022