St. Valentine's Day Massacre

Have some girls get on their knees in a line. Proceed to take your pants off and bunny hop down the line, slapping the girls across the cheek with your cock.

Girls get down, I am about to perform the St. Valentine's Day Massacre

by studmuffin March 7, 2005

Valentine's day

An excuse to get her to let you hit it from the back

"dude it's Valentine's day"
" Maybe Haley will let you hit it from the back((;;"

by Sugarrrdaddyypimpz February 14, 2017

Valentine's day

Also known as national crippling depression day

Person 1 :Happy valentine's day
Person 2 : i think you mean crippling deppresion day

by ThatOneBaldyFromTheSmashClub February 15, 2018

Valentine’s Day

Another excuse, aside from Halloween, for school-aged children to binge on candy

When I was in elementary school, I binged on candy on Valentine’s Day one year. I paid dearly for it by puking on the white carpet in the middle of the night.

by ResponsibleDrinker31 February 15, 2018

Valentinean

A person, consumed by the need of sex, love and candy, becomes a valentinean. They are known to cause rape, theft, and cheating in the pursuit of their goal. (Note: ONLY occurs on February 14th)

Dude! Did you see in the news? A Valentinean just robbed that store of all its candy!

by Termitaterz February 14, 2018

Valentine's day

Valentine's day is the day when everyone finds out how lonely they are.

Do u wont to be my valentine on this valentine's day?

by POTETÅKER February 12, 2019

Valentine's mistake

Everyone born exactly 9 months after Valentine's day .Their birthday being November 14th

"hey you know Stephanie is a Valentine's mistake"
"She was born exactly 9 months after Valentine's"

by Tom-Ato October 28, 2019