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vagina conquistador 

one who conquers, either sporadically or on a regular basis, vagina.
Jerry is a vagina conquistador in his own right.
vagina conquistador by C. Diddy September 20, 2006

blubbering vagina 

An overly-distrought dude that cries like a little girl.
Aw, look at the poor little blubbering vagina! Grow some balls, man!

vaginoma 

Literally a Tumor of the Vagina.

A exceedingly annoying woman.

A woman at the pinnacle of PMS. Devoid of Logic and Reason and to be avoided at all costs.
"Her Vaginoma makes her unbearable to me"

What a Vaginoma that woman is, i hate speakign with her
vaginoma by DB January 13, 2005

Vagindow 

The range of ages of women that you can have sex with in relation to your age that fall within societal norms.
Can't be a 55 year old man with a 17 year old girl.

"Me being 27 I have a 25 age vagindow, I can tag women from 18 to 43.
Vagindow by VANCECAN'TDANCE September 11, 2009

Vaginement 

when women are frequently in close proximity to each other and their periods become coinciding.
Abused Guy: Shit, these chicks are being total biatches today.... Oh wait.

Guy's Bro: What?

Abused guy: It's vaginement.

Guy's Bro: What?

Abused Guy: Vaginneeeemmeeennnnttt!!!
Vaginement by obfooley February 11, 2010

vaginal stache 

Any hairy vagina were the pubic hairs look like there making a mustache.
Sallys vaginal stache was very grose.