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Dying.

The old man just went tweet-tweet.

by Atti December 12, 2002

tweeter

When your underwear accidentally wedges it self between your butt crack making it uncomfortable (usually happens at really awkward times like in public) for you and you have to manually pull it back out.

People started staring at me when i unplugged my underwear out of my butt crack, but that tweeter was killing me.

by eric edub December 17, 2011

Tweeps

Tweeps are tweens or teens that hang out with adults 25 years or older on a regular basis. For the adult, this should be a little creepy, since most people their age would like to hang out and party with real adults. Tweeps usually result in tweeping and the adult usually becomes a tweeper.

EX1: Hey Jordan, wanna catch a movie?

That's alright, I've already seen it with my tweeps.

EX2: Hey Jordan, wanna go bowling with Kevin & Hailey?

I would, but I'm tweeping tonight at Keisha's house.

by jlc500k May 5, 2010

Ghost Tweeter

1.The act of helping a friend fine tune their twitter updates. Either to make them funnier or more concise.

2. Knowingly coming up with tweets for a friend or colleague.

3. Tweeting for a company or entity under the guise of being them.

4. Tweeting as a celebrity without their knowledge.

"Wow, Jane's last tweet was hilarious. she must have a funny ghost tweeter."

or

"That's not really Ashton Kutcher on twitter. That is a ghost tweeter."

by @offdutygnome August 4, 2009

tweeter

It is what you call your weiner if you wanna be all cool about it.

"Girl, don't you dare lay a finger on my tweeter!"

by Bobby Saggs April 17, 2006

tweet

slang word for a vagina.

what a whore, her skirt's so short you can almost see her tweet

by bhg143 March 21, 2005

Tweeter

Tweeter ~ a Tweeter is a yellow vehicle of some sort. You can use tweeters in a game. Upon seeing a Tweeter, yell, "Tweeter!!" and keep score of who finds the most. This can commonly be played with the game Pdiddle.

"Yesterday we were driving down the highway and I saw six Tweeters while Harold only found 2!"

by Magglz6767 February 23, 2009