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roast your turkey

Roasting someone's turkey means to place male genitales over a fire and hold him there till golden brown much like a turkey's gobble
I swear, if you don't stop annoying me I will roast your turkey!
by The Licker 6969696969XOXO November 30, 2016
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West Virginia Turkey

Term that hidden gay men use for anal sex with each other of Facebook.
In two weeks Canyon and Avery will be getting some West Virginia Turkeys.
by Straight Jason March 30, 2019
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dying spider high turkey

a dying spider high turkey are a crazy and weird invasive species. they blueg to defend themselves and only eat specially fomed carrots that can only be made by afk twons. unfortunately it is hard for people to throw them out and then they invade. only 2 people currently have these as pets and they are both afk twons.
look, it’s a dying spider high turkey!
by additheallergy May 6, 2023
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turkey crotch

A term used to describe the external genitalia of a female who is extremely promiscuous. In other words, her crotch is strectched and droopy like a turkey's neck. Also used as a reference to Tory, aka Whory.
"Damn, that Tory took 3 guys at once?? Hell, dude... She must be suffering from a nasty case of turkey crotch."
by the shazamurai January 26, 2005
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Turkey

A complete and utter lie. If listened to carefully, a slight gobble can be heard in the liar's voice.
What is this Thanksgiving, with all that turkey you're giving me??!!
by Raetim February 10, 2009
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Turkey Ham Sandwich

A great sandwich for when your on the run.

Includes:
2+ slices of turkey ham
2+slices of cheese
2-3 slices of bread dependent upon double decker
joe: I love my turkey ham sandwich
bob: what type of cheese did you put on it
joe: cheddar
bob: next time try pepperjack
by user_rule March 11, 2009
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turkey tossing

Fellating a turkey's asshole, usually right before killing it for Thanksgiving dinner.
Holy crap, who left Billy Ray alone with that bird? He's going to grab the lube and a butcher knife and fire up one hell of a turkey tossing!! God bless Thanksgiving!
by Austin Pealy November 28, 2010
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