Tucked Up

When a male hides his boner by tucking up into his waistband. Usually occurs around the ages 13-17 around very attractive women.

Guy 1-"Did you see that new girl?"
Guy 2-"Man,Cause of her Ive been tucked up since lunch."

by AiyaItsShawnn November 11, 2011

Tucked

Being so excited about something you get an erection. In efforts to hide it you Tuck it in your waist band.

In replace of the word Stoked insert Tucked.

Dude!!! I'm so Tucked to go to Tahoe this weekend and shred!

BOGO Taco night tonight!!! I'm tucked, for sure!!

by Waivers Board Co February 7, 2013

Tucker Carlson

A dangerous demagogue masquerading as a journalist.

The guy from Montana who confronted Tucker Carlson is right... he is the worst human being known to mankind.

by Soul_Driver January 19, 2022

Darcy Tucker

Insane hockey player.
Amazing.
Likes to fight.
wicked guy.
Just like Bradley;)

hey look at bradley go he's just like darcy tucker!

by Jade May 13, 2005

Ticket

Current price for a drug based on weight.

"Dude, Can I get a quarter?"
"Yeah let me get the ticket and i call you right back."

by J Quick September 28, 2005

Tucker Carlson

A constantly constipated man who always looks as though the burrito disagreed with him.

"Ugh! I'm Tucker Carlson and we need to cut to commercial cuz I have to make... a dooodiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

by Espio Lylat April 29, 2022

Shit Tickets

A term used when you run out of toilet paper or, halfway through a shit realize that there is none there.

DAMMIT!!! I'm out of SHIT TICKETS again!

by Slashedace April 23, 2011