ass tope

The hair that appears above the ass crack later in life when a man losses the hair in his head.

That guy was balder than a bowling pin, but had a well groomed ass tope.

by Tyler Stebbins July 27, 2006

Topher

The latest popular item that everyone will want to have for the next week and then discard it once the new topher comes out.

Guy: Dude, have you seen my new iPod?
Chick: Pfft, fuck that. Check out my new Topher!

by Drake3432 March 19, 2009

Topped You Off

When talking to a new person for a while, then putting them on ur top friends.

A: Hey whats ur myspace name?
B: {Girl} why?
A: Bc i just Topped You Off!!!
B: Yaaaaaaaay!!!!!

by iCizzle March 7, 2009

topenga

Cockface, someone thats a dickhead or have an ugly face

You're a dirty topenga

by Topenga May 26, 2008

Topper

Topper is an adorable dog. He is a doggy model, he performs on TV shows and has a large Instagram audience. All his fans or "toppies" love him and he loves them right back!

Person A: Look at this cute dog I found on Instagram!
Person B: Oh, that's Topper.

by janmhorowi April 20, 2017

"Ringwood Tree Topper"

The chick eats prunes or some other mild diuretic, makes her guy get hard and rides his pole anally. When she starts to "leak" excrement, she sits down as far as possible, slowly lifting up inch by inch to create a "ring" pattern of shit on his dick (thus, ring-wood). When she gets to the very tip, she lets go of a little more chocolate sauce than normal to create a tree-topper effect, which will eventually drip down the sides of his pole like droplets, so that his ringed wood now has what looks like Christmas balls 'round the holiday hard-on.

Miguel enjoyed the "Ringwood Tree Topper" when Jennifer ate too many tacos.

by "Evil Jim" Def created by: The Void January 12, 2008

Toped

To be extra drunk to the point of leaning over anything.

Son I was mad toped last night!!!

by Baby Bey March 1, 2010