tampon

the ultimate fun sponge

M: Honey lets have sex

F: We can't this week i'm on the rag

M: Fart!! tampons are the ultimate fun sponge

by Alfred Pennyworth 2 April 13, 2008

tempo tantrum

A fit of anger displayed by a drummer or percussionist.

Man, don't tell the drummer his time is off. If you do, he'll throw a tempo tantrum.

by steve freund November 4, 2007

Tampon

A Red Prius

Jim drives a tampon

by Kingofthenorth16 December 3, 2011

tampon logic

How women think without intellectual, dialectical, thought, idea, argument, account, reason, or principle.

Dude I wish I understood women but I don't get their tampon logic.

by DB199MM June 26, 2008

Bloody Tampon Wallpaper

When you take used, bloody tampons and while holding them by the string, spin them around over your head. Splattering the walls with period blood, your mom will love your handywork around the house.

Dude, I totally just put up some bloody tampon wallpaper in my sister's room. She's gonna love it.

by bloorjoorbgunt September 29, 2010

Tampon

A reservist in the military. They meet for duty once a month.

Ted: Did Daniel get kicked out of the Marines? Because he has a full beard now.

Bill: Oh, no he's a tampon, so he has to shave one weekend a month and two weeks in the summer.

by Kelly Coptor October 16, 2010

tempo

Also the sweetest and pimpinnest car around

Cruisin in tha phatty Tempo!

by Sir Gary coleman August 1, 2003