face diaper

I sneezed really violenty and felt a chunk of snot shoot out! Good thing I was wearing a face diaper! Nobody saw it.
by talk2me-JCH2 January 06, 2022
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your face is

Second of a logical progression of traded insults that can be applied to any statement, providing the other person plays along. Can be used when another person tries to turn an offhand statement back on you. Providing you are the one to make this statement, your victory is guaranteed.

Upon stating that something is (adjective) and having another person turn this back on you by stating that YOU are (adjective), you will respond that their face is (adjective). They will try to counter that your mother is (adjective), but upon stating that their mother is a whore, you will win, because nothing beats that.

Your opponent might predict where this is going early on and try to break order, but this just shows them to be a fucking douche.

Originates from a strip in the Gigaville webcomic.
A: That's fucking stupid.
B: You're stupid.
A: Your face is stupid.
B: Your mom's stupid.
A: Your mom's a whore.
B: Oh yeah, well... shit.
by shitty car November 02, 2007
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baby faced

Having a youthful-looking face.
by -Bren June 20, 2007
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Baguettes in the face

N. Another phrase for diamond grills commonly used in rap songs.
Ex: Don’t ask me the time, I got baguettes in the face (bling)
by Sugaaadaddii69 July 04, 2019
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big faces

meaning bills like $20,$50,$100 because
of tha big faces
ay homie we got to be makin them big faces
by shadow January 27, 2004
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serving face

posing intensely in a photograph. Particularly working your face.
Commonly said by drag queens
"Yes girl! She was serving face!"
by muffin shoppe November 14, 2007
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Wreck Face

To beat your opponent or opposing team mercilessly. Especially in video game. Synonomous with pwn noobs.
Let's Wreck Face guys!
Guys we just wrecked FACE!
by JMoney and Zee Bella June 19, 2009
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