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Timeshare Cat

A cat who’s time you share with your friends. When you only get to keep a cat for x amount of time until their owner comes and takes them back. Most common at universities where a cat gets passed around
Is that your cat?

Nah it’s a timeshare cat, the real owner is out of town
by Bostonrox1992 May 9, 2023
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timester

A better term for OCD ("Organized, Cleanly and Detailed").

Rather than looking down upon a person, here is something to look up to.

An addition to Nikola Tesla's theory, "if you want to find the secrets of the universe, think of energy, frequency and vibration."

Time.

What does time have anything to do with those other elements? Everything and nothing. Just like the other three elements within themselves. Nothing and everything.

They take their time with all their process. To get things exact. They organize in a very timely manner. Very precisely. Every tiny detail. They keep track of everything. And they want things done on time.

And they are masters of it. Because they do things so precisely, so intricately, so accurately. They are masters of it.

So let's combine the words together. Masters of Time. Timester people. Timester.
"Timester people are so accurate. They're so anxious about things not getting on time. They do everything in such a timely manner. Perfectionists."
by NeoTPolaris August 24, 2023
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Som`teimers

The lack of the ability to.....Oh, I remember, to remember what you are.....Oh yeah, where you are and then to be just fine and remember everything and then nothing again.....ooops!
Every once in a while I can't remember things.
I don't have Alzheimers, but I do have Som`teimers.
by GRAMS62 January 13, 2009
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Yellow tigers

"Yellow tigers" is yet another code name for the act of urination, it is common amongst people that communicate with a certain "slav" individual.
Oh noes! I think the yellow tigers want to race, ill be back in 2 minutes.
by Elmo bg May 2, 2009
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floor times

When one gets so drunk that he/she deliberately or accidently ends up on the floor.
LET'S RAGEFACE THIS WEEKEND. IT'LL BE FLOOR TIMES ALL THE TIME.
by floortimes207 January 12, 2011
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past timer

Someone who is always talking about the past, not focusing on right now.
past timer past timer pasttimer
by savagekillr May 4, 2011
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Baker Times

The period of time spent typically getting high, drunk and having frequent sex.
Mate, we spent the whole holiday having Baker Times
by RadleyLad October 28, 2011
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