1. A public relations "pro" who spends their entire workday posting PR Daily, Mashable and other articles on Twitter (and Facebook...because all "pros" link their Twitter to their Facebook!) without a RT (ReTweet) so as to not give credit.
2. Someone who does not produce anything authentic or original of their own on Twitter and omits mention of the source except for the URL, which is in bit.ly or tinyurl form.
2. Someone who does not produce anything authentic or original of their own on Twitter and omits mention of the source except for the URL, which is in bit.ly or tinyurl form.
@"Twitter Jockey" Can you believe this statistic in a recent study? I'm pretending this is my link here!
by I Judge Because I Care April 10, 2011
Get the Twitter jockeymug. your some knob-jockey
by ShaS February 26, 2003
Get the knob-jockeymug. by Lovely Jones June 12, 2011
Get the Swamp Jockeymug. A person(male) who likes to be ridden like a horse by another man. The ritual includes the 'rider' inserting his penis up the other man (horses) bottom, thus giving an enjoyable ride.
by Mike August 5, 2003
Get the knob jockeymug. Somebody who loves to ride big vibrating humps.
When your average sized dildo or vibrator just ain't big enough!
An inexpensive car that runs on water, that is driven by a jockey.
When your average sized dildo or vibrator just ain't big enough!
An inexpensive car that runs on water, that is driven by a jockey.
"Look at that camel jockey go!!!"
"Fuck his hole is so big I could climb in and use it as a sleeping bag!!!"
"You probably could if he didn't already have a tribe living up there!"
"Fuck his hole is so big I could climb in and use it as a sleeping bag!!!"
"You probably could if he didn't already have a tribe living up there!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the camel jockeymug. A cost nerd who can do nothing but run pivot tables and conditional formatting but has no real-world experience. Meanwhile, in meetings, he or she explains to the experienced crowd about how they did everything wrong and how none of it can work. The crowd is in complete silenced baffled by the stupidity.
Bill-"Nathan ran 6 pivot tables with graphs on the projector and overtook meeting." Susan- "Nathan is nothing but a God-DAMN Excel Jockey and doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. The hole is probably smarter"
by The Dude of the Stupid August 10, 2018
Get the excel jockeymug. by Olleh.F. March 26, 2009
Get the anal jockeymug.