Tearbate

Tearbating is the action of masturbating using tears (preferably yours) as lubrication. Normally this action is done by extremely horny and depressed subjects.

Cool_guy: Hey! Adam! Wanna go out and get some strange?
Adam: No... I'm ugly, fat and what's worse Canadian. I won’t get laid, I’ll just tearbate before going to sleep.

by Tearbater October 21, 2014

Tear cheek

to run so fast, in so that your ass-cheeks pound at such a rate that they tear each other up

"The jockeys were coming for me, so I needed to tear cheek to the principals office for safety like a little bitch"

by The weapon of Ass destruction January 21, 2015

Tear-Felt

To be very,very teary and having your heart strings tugged

His feelings are very tear-felt

by TheOne429 March 19, 2015

tearhanger

a movie or work of literature that is only sad enough to produce a tear that hangs on your eyelid or the side of your face, not run all the way down; a portmanteau of tearjerker and cliffhanger

I watched that movie expecting a good cry, but it was only a tearhanger.

by ogrplease July 1, 2016

TearTwo

A Brawlhalla player that mains Brynn.

Who's this TearTwo kid and why are they so cancerous with Brynn???

by -Gamma- August 7, 2017

Tear gassed

When you are smoking a blunt/ joint,

when puffing said items, the smoke on the lit end abrasively hovers in and around your eyes thus temporarily causing teary eyes, stinging and/ or involuntary eye closing/ rubbing .

i had the blunt in my lips, i was reading and I tear gassed my self so badly, i had to close and rub my eyes to make the stinging and tears stop.

by SecretProverbs May 31, 2018

TearPods

The outcome of tearing the wires off of your Apple earbuds to look like you are wearing AirPods.

Dude look, he has AirPods! Wait never mind, he's just wearing TearPods.

by Urgrandpapsdick February 15, 2019