Templed

Getting the shit beat out of you by the 2009-2010 University of Kansas Men's Basketball team.

Wow did you see that KU/Missouri game last night? That my friend is how you get Templed.

by gohawks15 January 4, 2010

Texplosion

An executive way to bring down the twin towers and WTC7 in their footprints with the help of 150 million brain-dead American citizens and a band of assholes who claim Texas as their home.

The Texplosion(s) leading up to a massive clusterfuck on that fateful day will hopefully ring out for years to come, as an example of how NOT to be duped into electing pieces of shit disguised as presidents.

by choggie September 2, 2010

culturo-temporal

2. The ideal temperature at which to culture a bacteria or mold

From Latin Cultura (to grow) and Tempus (heat)

The culturo-temporal of E. Coli bacteria is 98.9 degrees Fahrenheit.

by Nico April 29, 2004

temployee

A temporary employee, either hired through a staffing agency or working "just for now", until they find something more stable or relocate.

I'll have to make a trip to the American Apparel store to see their scantily-clad temployees about a shirt.

by dispensaryofhappiness December 29, 2016

templosion

A situation where one's temper explodes, or suffers an explosion and therefore a "templosion"...

After having hip surgery, Roy walked into a footstool and almost fell over. However, the stress of this minor event caused him to have a templosion for which he later apologized to his wife.

by k9backdoc May 13, 2019

Templor420

Templar is the best C ops player ever and he's elite ops 100% legit and no one can beat him

stuja: I love templor420

Templar: gg

by Sguga July 6, 2021

temple grays

These are the gray hairs that live above your sideburns, usually the first gray hairs to appear on a man that is destined to grow into Male Pattern Baldness. Temple grays frame the face, and in the early years can be described as distinguished, or senatorial. Temple grays are an indicator that worse is yet to come, and commonly precede the formation of the skullet, and flesh yarmulke, or cul-de-sac.

Younger Student One: Mmmm...my prof Roger looks so handsome with those temple grays, I think I want to mount him.

Younger Student Two: Better do it quick - before he grows one of those skullets!

by boltonoutlaw January 8, 2009