tempeh

What soybeans become once they are fermented with vinegar and fungus. This supposedly edible concoction smells vaguely like ammonia and tastes mostly like ass. Some people refer to it as a meat substitute, but don't believe them.

Die-hard Vegetarian: Hey, man, want some of my tempeh?
Other person: Nah. Maybe if I were starving to death.
Die-hard Vegetarian: Dang. I don't want my tempeh either....

by creaternity April 27, 2006

tampon box

a box very handy in hiding sweedish fish so no one wiil find them.

car:sneak some sweedish fish in.
ash:how?
car:stick em in your tampon box they'll never look.

by carrollyn May 1, 2008

temp

a rapper's word for temperature since temp sounds cooler than temperature (less syllables sounds cooler)

Eminem at a check up- Yo, check out my temp and my blood prez bitch, I ain't no fuckin lame I'm gonna flip da fuck out if you don't do it yo, I'll make more muthafuckas bleed in dis bitch!

by Solid Mantis December 12, 2018

tampon

we all know where one of these goes, so to call someone a tampon is to call them a stuck up cunt

such and such is a tampon

by Tom the Enchanter May 5, 2005

tampon thief

one who has intercourse with women during their time of ovulation

like a tampon thief i had to pull some string.
That kids a tampon thief.

by Playaz Inc. October 31, 2008

bloody tampon

wanna be whiteboy $7o6 (blood). called bloody tampon cuz they white and wearin red. KSWISS homie specially them bloody tampons thinkin they hard

"look at that white $7o6 tryna act hard, $tupid a$$ bloody tampon"
"$hi7 ^FOLK^ h3 633N tryna d347 oN our $tr33t$, tim3 fo him to g3t hit!"

by 7$AC3$4 March 29, 2010

Lucy Tampooning

verb: to float down a creek on a often homemade inflatable raft for a minimum of at least 4 hours.Named after one of the original rafts. Particularly popular in small towns where there aren't many things to do for fun. Lucy Tampooning is almost always done under the influence of marijuana and/or alcoholic beverages.

The snow is melting, it will be lucy tampooning season soon.

I cant wait for it to rain, the creek isnt high enough to go lucy tampooning.

Roll a blunt its tampooning time

by nickysmalls June 20, 2011