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When two friends call eachother for the sole purpose of having a cigarette because they have nothing better to do besdies talk and smoke. The conversation usually only lasts as long as the cigarette does. If the converstion goes any longer, more cigs are needed.
Telecigs usually produce nonversation
*Telecigs are usually started with a text message saying "telecig in 5?"
Telecigs usually produce nonversation
*Telecigs are usually started with a text message saying "telecig in 5?"
Whitemeat- "You wanna go for a telecig quick?"
Stash Nasty- "Yeah, I got nothing better to do...wanna prank call wal-mart"
Whitemeat - "Fa sho"
Stash Nasty- "Yeah, I got nothing better to do...wanna prank call wal-mart"
Whitemeat - "Fa sho"
by Stash Nasty April 24, 2009
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Executives of a station called "The Pinwheel Channel" in the US happened upon it and decided it was just what their station need. Then The Pinwheel Channel became Nickelodeon.
Then they had a hit.
Not only boosted the lulling stations ratings but also gave them their trademark slime scheme. Nick doesn't acknowledge this, perhaps because publicizing it will do no good to them. The slime would fall on someone when they said "I don't know." Water would also fall on someone who said "water."
It ran in the US from 1981-1990. It was such a big hit in the US, it left Canadians scratching their heads. Most Canadian children found the show disgusting and it never had a wide audience in its homeland.
Supposedly was cancelled because the show went through kids like a revolving door on crack and it was a tedious task to send royalty checks to 200+ different children.
Alanis Morissette appeared on about six episodes of the show in 1986, as a minor character.
Executives of a station called "The Pinwheel Channel" in the US happened upon it and decided it was just what their station need. Then The Pinwheel Channel became Nickelodeon.
Then they had a hit.
Not only boosted the lulling stations ratings but also gave them their trademark slime scheme. Nick doesn't acknowledge this, perhaps because publicizing it will do no good to them. The slime would fall on someone when they said "I don't know." Water would also fall on someone who said "water."
It ran in the US from 1981-1990. It was such a big hit in the US, it left Canadians scratching their heads. Most Canadian children found the show disgusting and it never had a wide audience in its homeland.
Supposedly was cancelled because the show went through kids like a revolving door on crack and it was a tedious task to send royalty checks to 200+ different children.
Alanis Morissette appeared on about six episodes of the show in 1986, as a minor character.
GUY #1: Moose on You Can't Do That On Television was my first crush.
GUY #2: How 'bout Lisa Ruddy?
GUY #3: I don't know... (Glop...)
GUY #1: I'm so thirsty.
GUY #3: Would you like a glass of water? (Splash)
GUY #2: How 'bout Lisa Ruddy?
GUY #3: I don't know... (Glop...)
GUY #1: I'm so thirsty.
GUY #3: Would you like a glass of water? (Splash)
by The STFU'D Noob July 10, 2006
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Etymology: Greek tele- "far"; lepra from leops "a scale," related to lepein "to peel," from lopos "a peel".
1.)a chronic infectious disease of the mind transmitted from one person to another by verbal or extrasensory means caused by a psychobacterium (psychobacterium leprae) affecting especially the cerebrum and logic centers of the brain and characterized by incessant and audible extrusion of stupid bullshit and accompanied by loss of rational thought with eventual mental paralysis and idiocy -- called also Dixie Chick's disease.
2.) Not-smartness spread by talking.
Etymology: Greek tele- "far"; lepra from leops "a scale," related to lepein "to peel," from lopos "a peel".
1.)a chronic infectious disease of the mind transmitted from one person to another by verbal or extrasensory means caused by a psychobacterium (psychobacterium leprae) affecting especially the cerebrum and logic centers of the brain and characterized by incessant and audible extrusion of stupid bullshit and accompanied by loss of rational thought with eventual mental paralysis and idiocy -- called also Dixie Chick's disease.
2.) Not-smartness spread by talking.
His words completely drowned out the dying screams of my brain cells as they succombed enmasse to his virulent strain of teleprosy.
by Matthew Heflin August 20, 2007
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Dipsy: Hey Twinky Winky lets try and make the sounds that The Noo-noo makes!
Tinky Winky: Ok!!
Later on: Slurp Slurp Gulp Gulp!
Dipsy: Wow that was fun!
Tinky Winky: Wow use teletubbies sure are gay Dispy!
Dipsy: Damn straight!
Tinky Winky: Ok!!
Later on: Slurp Slurp Gulp Gulp!
Dipsy: Wow that was fun!
Tinky Winky: Wow use teletubbies sure are gay Dispy!
Dipsy: Damn straight!
by Cactusmang August 29, 2008
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Asian versions of telesyncs are called silvers
Non-direct sound or overall shitty quality telesyncs are often refered to as cams.
Asian versions of telesyncs are called silvers
Non-direct sound or overall shitty quality telesyncs are often refered to as cams.
Centropy and TCR release some of the best telesyncs on the scene right now. FTF and UMS release the worst.
by Murd0c November 14, 2003
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