How do I even begin? An absolute shithole, idiot, and resident golfer. Trump: "I golf when I'm sad mad, asleep, and awake." Someone who claims election fraud when there isn't any, and someone who was raised by Satan drinking Tropicana, and a woman who frankly no one will never know who she is. Married 2 people, made some kids, gained some pounds, had some ribs, uses a Samsung, and f*cks himself on Twitter. The end is near, my friend; the end is near.
by FBI_Surveillance_Van November 24, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. 
An obnoxious, offensive and unwelcome blast of hot air. Traditional British term for breaking wind. A fart.
Did you trump?
by Paranoidfloyd November 7, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. by Squearl March 3, 2019
Get the Trumpmug. 
Donnie said during a random press conference on the White House lawn, "The toilet is clogged, but I didn't do it. The socialist liberal media has taken all of the fiber out of our foods so my feces are more dense than granite, but it still doesn't stink or anything."
A random journalist chimed in, "Don't Trump us, you ate your tax returns and printer paper is literally made from fiber!"
A random journalist chimed in, "Don't Trump us, you ate your tax returns and printer paper is literally made from fiber!"
by Downtown Frown November 10, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. by Happy in Denver January 27, 2021
Get the Trumpmug.