a shart is an unintentional fart and you shit. A cookie Shart is a circular remnant left in your panties that looks like a mound of cookie dough.
I was doing Sydney's laundry and I found a cookie shart in her panties, no more pinto beans for her. My grandpa is in the nursing home and they kindly call his "mistakes" cookie shart pounds, as he was embarassed but they said no Grandpa Grant, you are ok, its just a cookie shart.
by raidernurse June 6, 2017
Get the cookie shartmug. A mocking and derogatory term for the United States of America, used by European users of 4chan's /pol/ and /int/ boards, often used to mock the "shit" opinions of American posters.
The term comes from a series of webms of Americans sharting (farting then shitting) in public places.
The term comes from a series of webms of Americans sharting (farting then shitting) in public places.
American: *posts some shit about interracial sex* (Mutt's Law)
European: Ah, the land of the shart. *posts a webm of an American sharting in a grocery store*
European: Ah, the land of the shart. *posts a webm of an American sharting in a grocery store*
by TopNavySeal August 19, 2021
Get the land of the shartmug. When someone (often a patient in a medical setting) is on the verge of death and releases their bowels in a smelly flatulent display. It is an unquestionable sign of death. The soul leaves the body at this point.
We were doing CPR on the guy in room 7, and it seemed to be going well until he had a death shart.
Yeah you can't come back from that...
Yeah you can't come back from that...
by Hybridpain May 20, 2015
Get the Death shartmug. Connie was well on her way to earning a first place at her gymnastics competition when in the middle of her routine, she did a Cart Shart and it cost her the entire routine as well as a new leotard.
by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015
Get the Cart Shartmug. Shart burn
noun
1.
an uneasy burning sensation in the ring piece, typically extending toward the surrounding anus. Usually, but not exclusively, caused by the continued wiping necessitated by the eructation of fluid faeces.
noun
1.
an uneasy burning sensation in the ring piece, typically extending toward the surrounding anus. Usually, but not exclusively, caused by the continued wiping necessitated by the eructation of fluid faeces.
I think one of the 15 pints I had last night must have come in a dirty glass. I've been pissing out of my arse all day and have terrible shart burn. I've had to get the wife to smear my ring with germoline.
by dogegg March 29, 2012
Get the Shart Burnmug. When your sudden urge to pass gas in light colored pants is accompanied by a wet, warm stain in your seat.
John: Nate,man,the worse thing happened on the way to work today
Nate: Dude, bring it.
John: I suffered a debilitating shart attack and had to go home to change my pants- so I took the day off and went to the golf course.
Nate: Dude, bring it.
John: I suffered a debilitating shart attack and had to go home to change my pants- so I took the day off and went to the golf course.
by Lexdeacon June 8, 2011
Get the shart attackmug. by Kink E. Sizemore May 16, 2011
Get the Shartmug.