Tessa

an incredibly nice girl who's been through alot. she's funny, smart, and beautiful, but really modest. shes the type where you’d want to marry her but also fuck the shit out of her. always put others before herself and is nice to everyone. shit happened to her but her and her sexy self got through it.

man 1: yo is that tessa! god i’d love to have a girl like her.

man 2: id rather fuck her and have her as my side.

man 3: shameless, i love it.

by dtcfy June 19, 2021

Tessalon

a cough pill that doesn’t get you high and prescribed to patients with a liability for abuse of codeine cough and cold syrup, and/or for whom dextromethorphan is not the best option

do not chew and swallow it or you may choke on your own tongue (it’s numbing properties are pronounced)

I need some tessalon.

by vimk445 July 10, 2021

Tessa

a strong individual; a kind, loyal friend who could use a hug every now and then; a dumbass

Have you seen Tessa’s rad battle jacket?

by formidablydense November 2, 2021

Tessy wessy noodles and spaghetti

A very weird person indeed
Doesn't realise what happens around them and their friend has a secret

"Omg Tessy wessy noodles and spaghetti is so weird"

by Ian sarain August 12, 2021

Tessa

Hi, I'm Tessa. Yeah..... I got nothin to say here but yeah. I am lonely, has never had a guy friend cause idk. That's about it.

Guy 1: Ayo that person?
Guy 2: I think her name is Tessa
Guy 1: Cool, what you got for lunch?

by anonymous August 19, 2021

Tessy

A selfie with an exposed testicle, where the person has given consent.

My brother took a tessy with a guy on the subway.

by newdef August 27, 2021

tessashotgf

sweetest thing to ever exist on this earth. everyone wants to be mutuals with her and she is probably the most funny person i ever met THANK YOU UNIVERSE FOR GIVING ME VIOLET

who gets beaten by her brother?
tessashotgf gets beaten by her 3 year old brother

by kayaslovely September 6, 2021