terminal white disease (TWD)

The absolute inability to dance. Caused by the sheer act of being born 100% Caucasian. Some sufferers of TWD may show some rudimentary ability to country line dance, but will never be able to dance to any other type of music such as techno or hip-hop.

Nancy told Laura she would have to dance at the club, but Laura is too white...she has terminal white disease (TWD)and would look like a frigging idiot.

by lauraisren November 8, 2008

terminal

To be fully and compulsively ass-like.

You Terminal Wally!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

Teressa

Also known as Heartbreak T, T Reezy, Big T, Sweet T,
True hustla and boss of The Cash Cow, Rahn Jeremy

I pulled a Teressa earlier and invested in a cash cow now I'm gettin Republican money.

by Rahn Jeremy May 13, 2010

Teresa Isaacs

A lame excuse for a mayor who thinks the voices inside her head are coming from real people.

"I give myself an A+ rating. Everyone hates me so that is 100%.
I think the Germans are still harboring Hitler somewhere, so we should steal the water company from them.'

by nonoyawns January 19, 2005

Terminal Market crash

When your computer crashes for unknown or known reasons like viruses, or unplugged cords.

"Dude, sorry i didn't respond to your email. I had a terminal market crash."

"No problem, just reply when it gets back up."

by Nycho January 5, 2009

Terminal Failocity

1) When someone is so full of fail they cannot possibly fail any harder.

2) An incurable case of suck deemed fatal.

Guy 1 : That skydivers chute didnt open!
Guy 2: Well he packed it himself, i guess that makes this a case of terminal failocity.

by The Real Zook July 25, 2010

termin-urbanated

Getting your urban dictionary submission rejected by the editors at urban dictionary.com. Also known as urban-nixed.

Kleinbikegirl waited with wistful anticipation after submitting her definition of kissmas to urban dictionary.com. Her hopes were dashed when she received yet another rejection notice. "Damn, termin-urbanated again!" cried Kleinbikegirl. "How much urban-nixing can a girl take!"

by Kleinbikegirl January 4, 2011