sweat wipes

When you are sitting in a hot ass porto-potty that is baking in the scorching hot sun and the sweat off your back is running down your ass crack, your ass full of sweat turns your toilet paper wad into a wet wipe when you go to wipe your ass.

Q: Arthur, is your bunghole feeling fresh after that deuce you just dropped?

A: Why yes, Theresa, yes indeed. It was so damn hot in that fucking portable toilet that I was gifted with sweat wipes to freshen my ass! Now may I please receive that BJ you offered me this morning for raking the leaves?

by Dr.FartScientist June 13, 2017

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ballsac sweat

the smelly liquid emitted from teh ballsac while under heavy stress

that queer next to me smelled like ballsac sweat

by james howlett March 23, 2004

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sweart

piece of gum. chewy and delicious

"hey babe, pass me a sweart please!"
"sure, here's a sweart just for you"
"Wow, thanks, this sweart tastes like vanilla mint! my favorite!'

by ksksksks April 23, 2007

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sweat ball

A shady character or someone who has just comitted a stupid act or to have jesteror clown like behavior with no laughs. If person is overweight they are considered a sweat hog.

brittney is such a sweat ball

by Nitchoff what! November 18, 2007

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Booty Sweat Rash

Usually referred to by it's acronym B.S.R. A rash that develops, primarily in the South during the summer months, from an unfortunate combination of a poor or missed ass wipe and a prodigious ass sweat. Especially common among outdoor laborers and cyclists.

John never got a chance to do a proper clean-up after he sharted, so by the end of the ride his booty sweat rash was raging.

by Tom Barton February 24, 2008

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