The desperate, reactionary act of attempting to exclude yourself from a time-based crisis using mathematics in a social setting.
Dude, Stacy told me she was pregnant yesterday. I just stared right through her while sweat-mathing.
by Alkaiser September 09, 2010
A distinct stank someone's sweat has after a night (or days) of heavy drug use and partying. Usually a mix of booze, nicotine, weed skank, and various other stank. Also used for the sweats that a heavy drug user gives off if they detox.
by eyyouwitdaface August 01, 2019
Sorority or preppy type girls that indescribably wear long sleeve sweatshirts with unbelievably short shorts.
That girl knows she's wrorg, 48 degrees out, and she's wearing that long-ass sweatshirt with them short-ass shorts. That's a sweat-shortie fo sho!
by dugsmet October 09, 2012
1) A term generally utilized in the Southern United States describing the act of defecation in a hot, air-condition free, and generally uncomfortable facility whereas the act of defecating (or taking a duke) instantaneously produces a sheen of sweat making the wiping of one's posterior a slippery, sweaty and colossally unnerving undertaking; 2) Any uncomfortable situation producing the psychological effect of actually having to perform the aforementioned duking; 3) A general colloquialism amongst close friends where a need to duke immediately and violently becomes apparent and must be vocalized in explication of a speedy egress from the group; 4) A verbal recognition of affirmation to a close friend for having to complete a reprehensible and unpleasant task.
Sorry I was late, I had to hit the outhouse for a mighty Sweat Duke before I came to the BBQ.
Having to tell that woman I ran over her chincilla with the brush-hog was a real Sweat Duke.
Ah, Man! Gotta go -Sweat Duke time! <--*in response* Poor Billy, I hope he is okay...Be strong soldier. Be strong.
Having to tell that woman I ran over her chincilla with the brush-hog was a real Sweat Duke.
Ah, Man! Gotta go -Sweat Duke time! <--*in response* Poor Billy, I hope he is okay...Be strong soldier. Be strong.
by silverback487 November 23, 2011
A fatass virgin, that doesn't get up other than pick up his 4 piece mcnugget that mommy bringed to the 2nd floor, but when standing up they fucking sink to the 1st floor and say "nice ak" everytime they kill you with an kit to boost up whatever is left of their ego, typically level 80+
by vChuy September 11, 2021
A condition characterized by an inability to function in the clinic due to debilitating fever and profuse sweating.
Frequently seen in ophthalmology residents who see patient's on-call after 12:00 a.m.
A common side effect of fever sweats is temporary hearing loss and the inability to hear your morning alarm.
Often, fever sweats will resolve spontaneously without any treatment. Once resolved, the person will feel back to baseline as if nothing happened.
The long-term sequelae of fever sweats is a weirdly sensation that lasts up to 3 years from the onset of fever sweats.
Signs and symptoms of fever sweats usually manifest during the resident's post-call day
The etiology of fever sweats is unknown, but is more common in highly intelligent ophthalmology residents with advanced degrees e.g. MD, PhD
Frequently seen in ophthalmology residents who see patient's on-call after 12:00 a.m.
A common side effect of fever sweats is temporary hearing loss and the inability to hear your morning alarm.
Often, fever sweats will resolve spontaneously without any treatment. Once resolved, the person will feel back to baseline as if nothing happened.
The long-term sequelae of fever sweats is a weirdly sensation that lasts up to 3 years from the onset of fever sweats.
Signs and symptoms of fever sweats usually manifest during the resident's post-call day
The etiology of fever sweats is unknown, but is more common in highly intelligent ophthalmology residents with advanced degrees e.g. MD, PhD
"I have fever sweats and didn't wake up to my alarm, anyway, I am now feeling weirdly as if nothing happened, not sure what was that shit"
"Sorry guys, I got dem fever sweats again so I won't be able to come to clinic"
"If you don't see me in clinic tomorrow then know that I probably have fever sweats and need my post-call day"
"Post call today, I got fever sweats."
"Won't be at teaching, I got fever sweats."
"Sorry we have to reschedule your appointment because the doctor has fever sweats today from being on-call"
"Sorry guys, I got dem fever sweats again so I won't be able to come to clinic"
"If you don't see me in clinic tomorrow then know that I probably have fever sweats and need my post-call day"
"Post call today, I got fever sweats."
"Won't be at teaching, I got fever sweats."
"Sorry we have to reschedule your appointment because the doctor has fever sweats today from being on-call"
by Ronnie P. March 25, 2022
An extremely unpleasant-smelling combination of anal cleft perspiration and the residuals of high-frequency flatulence (usually travel-related). The phenomenon usually occurs when one is confined to a seat for long periods of time (such as on an airline, bus, train, or jury duty).
The majority of cases are clear and colorless, though extreme cases can take on a more opaque hue.
The majority of cases are clear and colorless, though extreme cases can take on a more opaque hue.
My flight to New Zealand was 13 hours straight. I was soaking in a puddle of particle sweat by the time we touched ground.
by guacablowme October 28, 2020