Skarsgåholic

Being obsessed or addicted to anything pertaining to Swedish actor/director Alexander Skarsgård, possibly to the point of being unable to function in the 'real' world or perform basic tasks.

Caroline: I was supposed to get a bunch of writing done last night, but I got distracted.
Claudine: Skarsgåholism strikes again, huh?
Caroline: Yes, I need an intervention. My name is Caroline, and I'm a Skarsgåholic.

Example 2:

Nicole: Since my ancestors are from Sweden, we have Swedish meatballs at Christmas.
Caroline: Alexander Skarsgård is Swedish!
Nicole: You are such a Skarsgåholic.

by little15 February 3, 2010

starseed

A person who believes that they are one of the following: a reincarnated extra terrestrial, a person who is descended from extra terrestrials, or an extra terrestrial on earth. (aliens people, aliens!)
Starseeds claim to be here for many diverse reasons, ranging from to save the planet from the horrible polluting people to help human beings ascend and become 4th dimentional.

"I'm a starseed," she said, "I'm going to help all the poor humans make this world a better place."

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

Skarsgarding

A condition that involves thinking, fantasizing, dreaming, surfing, chatting, and/or discussing openly among friends and family a person's admiration for the Swedish actor, Alexander Skarsgard.

I didn't get my homework done last night because I was skarsgarding til 2am in the morning.

by Ally Thomas October 18, 2010

Jefferson Starships

Lego bricks with thumb tacks sticking through them or the hybrids from Supernatrual

Fuck, I just stepped on a bunch of Jefferson Starships, and now my foot is bleeding!!!

by og_swag_nigga October 8, 2014

Searsh

A somewhat common slang word for smoking marijuana and getting high alone or with friends. Usually at night or during the weekends.

Yo I heard u searshed last night man! That's whats up.

by Gran Smitty Johnston II April 21, 2011

Starscream Scheme

A plan destined for failure.

A plan that, no matter how well it is devised, no matter how foolproof it seems, will always blow up in your face.

Mike: "Hey, I think I know how to get more money over the summer."
Greg: "Oh great...Is it another Starscream Scheme?"
Mike: "No, no, this one's different. All we have to do is drive some people from Mexico to Houston!"

by owenbicker November 9, 2012

cobra starship

cobra starship kick ass. that's all you need to know.

gabe saporta. alex suarez. ryland blackinton. vicky-t asher. nate novarro.

-We are proud shelf kids !-
-WHO FROZE JESUS?!- (i named my ipod frozen jesus btw)
-Cobrahcam+Shelf Kids= STALKERS WITH PERMISSION

COBRA STARSHIP ROCKS.

by Cobra's #1 Stalker March 14, 2009