sprung

When your dick get's a hard on by looking at a girl who's so hot your imagining her getting f-cked by your big ass dick, while she has one hell of an orgasm.

1.Girl "So do you go on blind date's much?"
Guy "Damn Bitch, Your so fucking hot I just want to tap that ass so hard you won't be able to walk."
Random Guy "Oh shit! That Guy bee Sprung!"

by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005

scrunchi

the elastic part of your butthole

i call my butthole my scrunchi!! (like the hair tie)

by ?wtf? November 17, 2011

scrung

An anatomical area of the body located in the groin region of males. The exact location of the scrung can be pinpointed to the fleshy area that conjoins the shaft of the penis and the scrotum. First discovered in 2006, and since then extensive research has been conducted into finding the actual purpose that the scrung serves. It has been found that the scrung serves no purpose in procreation, although it does excrete a greasy substance which acts as a lure for females to copulate with that male. The scrung is often an area of irritation which leads to itchiness. This has lead to the coining of the popular phrase "Gee I have an ithcy scrung!".

The boy scratched his scrung because it was itchy!
His scrung was very greasy today.

by Dr. Collins December 8, 2007

scrung

An anatomical area of the body located in the groin region of males. The exact location of the scrung can be pinpointed to the fleshy area that conjoins the shaft of the penis and the scrotum. First discovered by Dr Collins in 2006, and since then extensive research has been conducted into finding the actual purpose that the scrung serves. It has been found that the scrung serves no purpose in procreation, although it does excrete a greasy substance which acts as a lure for females to copulate with that male. The scrung is often an area of irritation which leads to itchiness. This has lead to the coining of the popular phrase "Gee I have an ithcy scrung!".

The boy scratched his scrung because it was itchy!
His scrung was very greasy today.

by scrungo December 3, 2007

Scrundy

a low class, ugly person in rough/ugly clothes

oh my god she is a scrundy!!!

by carpy69 December 30, 2009

SCRUNKLIES

The best people in the world I must say

Person 1: “omg they are literally the best ppl ever”
Person 2: “IK RIGHT THEYRE MY LITTLE SCRUNKLIES I LOVE THEM SM”

by stinky9000 September 27, 2021

Scrunch

A scrunch is a mystical being who insists on wearing scrunchies every day. A scrunch likes sex, especially when it is in the form of butt sex. It is scrunch's favorite. A scrunch is a bitter bitch because she is parched... and she has to BEG in order for a guy to let her suck his dick. Her birth certificate is actually an apology letter from a condom factory. True story.

Scrunch is in epic bitch. I often feel the compulsion to insult her.

by I Know Someone Who Likes BFing December 8, 2013