Simply put, lines/rails of cocaine. If you are down with the yak get those yickityspilts ready for snuffing!
by Tank Tankerton December 19, 2008
Get the yickity splitsmug. The act of stealthily masturbating behind two distracted video game players and ejaculating on both of them. Bonus points for headshots, quickscopes, and 360 noscopes.
Gary and his boyfriend were playing Halo all day so I splitscreened them while they were in sudden death. Even got a headshot on Gary.
Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.
Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.
by Simian187 February 11, 2014
Get the split screeningmug. by CoolBro1086 January 19, 2018
Get the double splittedmug. A sex act between two men where one guy's dicc is sliced down the middle and the other guy puts his dicc inside the wound and nuts.
by SATANIK KRIGSMASCHINE July 8, 2019
Get the Banana Splitmug. When you "split those", it means you are getting some action. You have cracked the code and spread the legs.
by mastah_splintah February 20, 2014
Get the split thosemug. A non-existent defence, used by those who mistakenly believe that if a crime is committed in conjunction with others, the charge can be split, thereby reducing one's sentence (has been used in conjunction with the defence bender your honour)
"Bender your Honour! My client was hoping that as he committed the offence with his two mates, they could all split the charge"
(Judge) "throw the defendant in jail!"
(Judge) "throw the defendant in jail!"
by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005
Get the split the chargemug. I only date chicks from third-world countries with sub-standard medical care because I can't even get it up unless I'm lane splitting.
by worst_thing_ive_done_today June 24, 2009
Get the lane splittingmug.