Hickory Split

When traffic is backed up taking an exit off-ramp, and some douche goes all the way up to the front and tries to merge in, thereby cutting everyone off. Totally disrupts traffic and everyone's mood!

Look at that Honda Accord up there - what is he doing? Is he really trying to Hickory Split right now? Just wait like everyone else smh!

by Patagonia19 August 20, 2023

get hit then split

The female version of hit it and quit it.

Kelli: I thought you wanted to date that guy?!
Cara: Naw, I just wanted to get hit then split.

by Conrad_Hilton July 16, 2016

i'm split

Confused, but because of a cacaphony of competing desires and thoughts; not because of indecision.

Man... i'm split.

by Mediapuppet8 May 20, 2017

dick and split

When you're gonna break up with your boyfriend but gotta get one last fuck outta him.

"Did you hear about what Heather did to Kyle?"
"Yeah she got the dick and split."

by Z3r0_CA July 4, 2017

The Great Desk Split of '18

The infamous event where Jamie was left all alone in his PORPER darkness.

Bro, you remember the great desk split of '18?

by DaoneandonlyJay October 18, 2018

Bulgarian Ball-Split

The man does a handstand and spreads his legs while two foreign girls spread his balls with their mouths.

I heard Sarah and Eric gave Robert a "Bulgarian Ball-Split".

by nigganaut September 24, 2019

Whippity split

How fast a black guy runs when he is about to get whipped by the police

the nigger went Whippity Split a cross the beanfield after the police took out the whip.

by The Name November 23, 2016