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Alaskan Spank Tank

This occurs when you hit an elderly woman from behind as her oxygen tank slowly leaks into your butt causing a relaspe. This is also known as Jackass 4.
The other day i boned this lady so hard and gaver her the ol alaskan spank tank!
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Spanky Spank

The specific act of spanking playfully during sex.
I'm going to get a little spanky spank tonight!
by P.M.P. February 7, 2010
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face spank

That little bitch just got the face spank,now he is crying.(suck it up Richie)
by Bitchen Clyde January 16, 2004
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Royal leamington spank

This involves a lot of preparation and dedication.

Step 1) Shit and wee in a pint glass and blend it.
Step 2) Wipe it on your willy.
Step 3) Spank your partner with your pooey willy and let it dry (the whole pint must be used).
Step 4) The spanker then removes the crusty poo (which will now be in a bowl shape) and uses it to eat a beautifully prepared dinner.
Step 5) Cum on the dinner.

During this process the spanker must be wearing a crown and sing prodigys 'smack my bitch up' mixed with lemars 'time to grow'.
'Love, shall we dedicate our night to a Royal leamington spank?'
by penno May 3, 2008
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no spank bank directory

a list you keep of the two baggers, psycho women, feminists, butterfaces, reverse butterfaces and other such women you shouldn't date. this no spank bank directory can be shared with other guys in your posse to forewarn them that these women are not date-worthy.
i do my fellow men a service by keeping a no spank bank directory to protect men from these hose monsters who can get basic instinct on you.
by Chris Norton January 29, 2009
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cock spank

Mikey B is such a cock spank
by DOM THE MAN July 25, 2006
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Bombay spank

Any variety of spicy foreign foods.(Especialy from India )
Jeff headed to the local Indian restaurant for some Bombay spank.
by bwomchickabowow February 8, 2009
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