hand shandy

a wank, spanking the monkey, something huns do on a too regular basis

by Bobby October 13, 2003

Spandex Worm

The Disease of Richard Simmons

he has one serious case of spandex worm

by john roggers September 13, 2004

bum shandy

Enema. Called this due to the aftermath rather resembling the above drink.

"Poor old Ethel. She was so bunged up the nurse had to suffer two bum shandy's 'till she was clear.

by WaterBoy June 19, 2006

Pecan Sandy

A male and/or female who has sand leaking from their vagina. Meaning one who is in a bad mood and tries to bring others down with them.

"Adam was playing beer pong until he turned into a Pecan Sandy."

"Someone get that pecan sandy a bucket to catch the sand leaking from his vagina."

by Papa Chub August 1, 2008

sandy vagina

a metaphor for discomfort or anger, referring to the rather uncomfortable feeling of having sand in the vagina

"man, Shaniqua got dumped yesterday and now she's got a sandy vagina!"

by counselor May 18, 2006

The sandy poop box

When having intercourse on the beach you pull out, stick your schlong in the sand and then instantly stick it into your girls poop box. Warning this could cause multiple cuts on your wenie and sand in your girls anus.

Wow my weiner hurts really bad because i performed the sandy poop box on my girl.

by ashtin seager February 26, 2009

ham shandy

A term used by mistaken people who actually mean 'hand shandy'. They've probably gone through their whole life saying it wrong, as it sounds similar in conversation.

- I just had a ham shandy
- Really, a hand shandy?
- Yeah!
- Great stuff

by Serfer January 29, 2010