Sobernoia

The sudden urge to utterly swear off weed after going without for several days due to deviation from your normal, weed ensconced routine.

Me: Yo, Tbone, I've come to realize I may not be making the best choices for my personal health. I'm off the weed man. Hanging up my Spurs.

Tbone:. Oh word? You sure it's not just the fact that you've had the flu for five days and thus have not partaken of the herb, and maybe that's the sobernoia talking?

Me:. Well, I mean...

by TheCav January 14, 2018

Soberity

Sober-rit-it-T
The drunken miss heard words of sober week so instead of two words you get one, soberity.

Matt - “Sorry I can’t drink I’m on a sober week.”
Sadie - “Soberity doesn’t mean you can’t drink!”
Matt-“What?”

by Gay retarded individual February 16, 2018

soberton

Fucking best place on earth

Dudeeeeeeee on a scale of 1-Soberton how good was that party

Dude it was SOBERTON!

by Thunder thighs May 18, 2018

silberio

Gay faggot who jerks off to ponies.
Was dropped on his head as a baby which unfortunately led to him to be sexually attracted to anime.
Plays ace attorney like a faggot.

Silberio is such a fucking loser.

by trapkun May 19, 2018

sober baby

a girl/guy who does not drink or smoke or take any drugs at parties or ever.

Friend 1: “hey do you want a shot?”
Friend 2: “no thank you, im a sober baby.”

by nire rendnir May 29, 2018

Sober sucker

A girl so ugly that you lose your hard on and the longer she's sucking you the uglier she looks.

Last night I went home with that girl Jessica but I couldn't keep it up and she turned out to be a sober sucker.

by DatBois August 2, 2018

Soberian

The friend who is always sober, and babysits all their drunk friends.

(Soh - bare - ian)

I’m getting drunk with my freinds at the club today, she’s a soberian so she could take all of us home.

by Jesusislord12 November 18, 2018