by Peg Leg August 12, 2007
Get the sport sucker mug.Is a nickname for Tsunade Senju. The name was created because of Tsunade's infamous terrible luck. She is also someone with a large addiction to gambling, implying that she is a sucker for all bets.
by king Hollis December 4, 2014
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by Synchro March 16, 2005
Get the sucker mug.Usually refers to a white middle aged female. She is either divorced or quickly on her way to being divorced because no self respecting man will put up with her very long. She realizes that although she tries desperately to be everything from super house wife and super mother to super business exec- that she can do none of these things good so she needs a man.... but can't keep one. She is usually on the prowl for a new fake dad to help raise her brood of children from all of her failed relationships with men who have kicked her to the curb.
She usually self medicates herself, trying to drown out her soul calling her a failed prostitute as she shuttles her tribe of bastard children from activity to activity in a minnie van or SUV that is entirely to big for her to drive safely. Said vehicle may or may not be financed by a current or former significant other (victim), just as is her crumbling lifestyle which constantly reminds her that her time is running out.
She tries to dress and act like women half her age but can't quite pull that look off anymore. But does it anyway and looks foolish except when in a pack of others like her.
Many of this ilk often end up cold and alone. Even their plethora of fatherless offspring usually leave them in search of sanity and the promise of normalcy.
She usually self medicates herself, trying to drown out her soul calling her a failed prostitute as she shuttles her tribe of bastard children from activity to activity in a minnie van or SUV that is entirely to big for her to drive safely. Said vehicle may or may not be financed by a current or former significant other (victim), just as is her crumbling lifestyle which constantly reminds her that her time is running out.
She tries to dress and act like women half her age but can't quite pull that look off anymore. But does it anyway and looks foolish except when in a pack of others like her.
Many of this ilk often end up cold and alone. Even their plethora of fatherless offspring usually leave them in search of sanity and the promise of normalcy.
Man at a bar says to another- "Sorry I'm late bro. Some man hunting fat assed soccer mom with a bunch of kids in aS.M.A.Vcrashed me on the way over. What a dumb cunt".
by The_Dragon March 12, 2008
Get the soccer mom mug.Any 3rd party that assists with the physical act of sucking a cock. These acts of assistance may include, but are not limited to massaging the balls, fingering the butt, or licking the grundle. The role of the assistant cock sucker is not to be confused with that of the assistant TO the cock sucker.
1. My wife wouldn't let me cop a fully from the assistant cock sucker...what a bitch.
2. Rhonda juggles nuts like a real veteran assistant cock sucker
2. Rhonda juggles nuts like a real veteran assistant cock sucker
by john madden from the nf of l December 16, 2009
Get the assistant cock sucker mug.Two In the pink and one in the stink, plus a thumb on the clit(that's what makes it super)> A total of 4 fingers is invovled, all 5 if she's loose.
by Anthony ESQ. September 18, 2006
Get the Super Shocker mug.Just for the record the first posting of the "Sookermany" definition was done as a prank by a work colleague of mine,Gary Lestrade. It was his unoriginal way of trying to get me back for posting his surname on here 3 days earlier. My uncle Mackie`s definition is the correct one. Although I would also totally agree with Greg's take on the definition. Sookermany`s are well travelled,educated,athletic,genetically great looking,successful people. Hang on, did I forget modest......They are indeed "sugarmanyes". And therefore constantly enjoy that sweet smell of success!
by Sebastian Sookermany , London , England. January 10, 2005
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