While having anal sex with a female or male, if you remove your penis to ejaculate on his or her back and they begin to shit themselves because of loss of control of their bowels, quickly shove your penis back up their ass to stop the shit from coming out. If done successfully, it should resemble a hairless gopher burrowing back into his hole.
"Dude i was fucking this chick up the ass last night and when i finished i had to give her a Sloppy Gopher to save the floor.
by PERRAY November 9, 2009
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Often used by members of a goonsquad when posted up on the corner
Pronounced "sloppy joe-in"
See: sloppy joeing
Often used by members of a goonsquad when posted up on the corner
Pronounced "sloppy joe-in"
See: sloppy joeing
Chris: haha look at that guy walkin up here
James: haha whats he doin? straight up sloppy joein over here
James: haha whats he doin? straight up sloppy joein over here
by ObamaC July 13, 2010
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Get the oh-snappage mug.Shopping just for the sake of "going to the mall" or "let's go recreational shopping to the outlet store and see what's new.."
by valbon April 12, 2008
Get the recreational shopping mug.Man: Give this soldier an "Uncle Sloppy Sam"!
Soldier: What the hell is that?
Man: It's where he gives you a handjob...with his mouth while humming the national anthem!
Soldier: What the hell is that?
Man: It's where he gives you a handjob...with his mouth while humming the national anthem!
by TontoTheScalper May 26, 2011
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I started making out with this Peruvian chick, and next thing I know I'm getting a New Jersey Sloppy Joe.
by Hoch Duke November 13, 2011
Get the New Jersey Sloppy Joe mug.When a women(could be man) sits and a man stand behind her with his dick over her head and lays it on her face. His balls are to be located where her eyes are and his Dick gos over her nose. Now she looks like GONZO from the Muppets.
(Only needs to be one man,could be a man and a women or 2 dudes)
(Only needs to be one man,could be a man and a women or 2 dudes)
Pele stood behind Diego while he was sitting and put his dick over her head giving her a "Sloppy Gonzo".
example shows gay version. ewwwwwww
example shows gay version. ewwwwwww
by MR. DONG April 30, 2006
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