saggio

the act of taking a wicked gnarley shit while simultaneously plucking butt hole hairs.

I just took the most awesome saggio a few minutes ago.

by thePone April 24, 2011

Sagginess

An extreme version of the juiciness , this is when the juiciness or love handles get so big that they sag off the woman, this is a very big turn off to most men, but some men , mostly African American men, enjoy their women to have the sagginess

Trevon: hey bra, look at that fine girl over there
Omar: who the fat one
Trevon: nah bro, she ain't fat she got that good juiciness
Omar: nah that's sagginess bro

by igotplatts July 21, 2011

sagged

It simply means slow and tired at the same time. It's the kind of feeling you get in the morning, when you can't quite think, and you're still waking up.

If someone tells you a joke that goes over your head, or you answer a simple question wrong, you're probably sagging or saggy. It's also from a side effect of caffeine.

Ace: See what I did there?
Me: Err...no?
Ace: *Points to punchline of joke*
Me: Ohhh ok. Sorry, I'm a bit sagged this morning.

Teacher: Johnny, answer this question: What's 2+2?
Me: Ummmm...er..I think...5?
Teacher: 4!
Me: Sorry ma'am, I'm saggy today.

by Oltavulpes January 20, 2016

Scagger

A person or thing that have sexual fantasy

The police have found the the scagger in his forklift.

by Yuri56 September 5, 2018

cousin shagger

A person who loses their virginity to their cousin

Look at that cousin shagger over there

by ///cool/// September 6, 2017

I shagged your Nan

I shagged your nan is often used in British schools from Roadmen who think its funny to say that they shagged your nan.

wag1 fam I shagged your nan innit she is proper Peng

by ig = _alfiedavis March 10, 2020

jesus shagger

ppl who’re heavy christian like lily reid n ma gran x

ma gran’s a right jesus shagger

by 👸🏽heather x January 22, 2021