smored

To be extremely stoned.

Dude i got so fucking smored last night!

I am smored out of my gord.

It looks like im gettin' smored tonight!

by Allcity October 18, 2009

Smooter

A dirty guy who gets with all the discusting girls because al the hot girls won't go anywhere near him.

Also can be said; smoot
Girl with smooter: smootie

That guy Devin is such a smooter! He's wheelin all ththose dusty chicks.

by MacBoy Pro December 21, 2008

smarterchild

an idiotic robot that doesnt know how to answer 99.999999999...% of the questions asked and cannot even understand an answer given to him. it's an oversensitive, retarded idiot who stops talking to you if you give him the slightest insult. I hate him.

Me: do you like peanuts?
smarterchild: I'm sorry i do not know how answer that. Do you know how to say anything in korean?
Me: no
smaterchild: Ok don't get frustrated.. how about you ask me the questions I'm here for.:)
Me: ur stupid
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: talk to me you idiot
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: sorry
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: please talk to me
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: stupid robot
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: *I'm sure you get where this is going, be smart and dont add him:)*

by smarterchild haters:) April 11, 2009

Smore

When a man ejaculates into a womens anus and she defecates while the man is ejaculating.

Billy gave Susie the best smore of her life last night.

by xDannyx425 March 28, 2009

smort

to be small and short, sm-ort

that lad is to smort to go on that ride

by emlou September 2, 2013

storted

Started and sorted

"Alright get storted class"

by pig of the skies November 7, 2017

shorten up the shower

Stop masturbating in the shower

McKinley, shorten up the shower.

by Guitarist_Maximus December 19, 2017