Smokeaholic

One who regularly consumes large amounts of smokeahol.

Tom drank all the smokeahol last night. He's such a smokeaholic. What a douche.

by Koch Wrangler May 21, 2009

Smoke

A person, usually female, who is extremely attractive.

Our TA is a total smoke!

by RamansHybridApproach March 25, 2016

smoke your ass

verb 1: to be caught will in the act of something stupid and then getting a trouble 2: to get beat up 3: getting pumped full of bullet holes

yo mike your girlfriend kristin randomly sat on the floor in study hall today
yeah? what'd you say
i yelled "kristin what the hell are you doing?! Tushar is gonna smoke your ass!"
did she get the message
nope
didnt think so

by shazam the man October 24, 2009

Stick That In Your Pipe And Smoke It

To show that you won an argument without having any troubles.

You know, if we let this eco-shit go to our heads, our lives will get worse. I mean, they're trying to prevent us from living comfortable lives. I know you can't survive a scorching summer without your fancy air conditioner. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

by greggoofdallas November 7, 2010

smoke a square

A square is a slang word for cigarette. The box that cigarettes come in ressembles a square. Hence the name, "square" for a cigarette. Smoking a square is the act of satisfying your craving for nicotine by smoking a cigarette.

"Let's go smoke a square."
"Hey buddy, do you got an extra square?"

by Fierce Mint April 27, 2006

smoke and sled

What you do on a snow day; you smoke up and go sledding. Make sure that you do not snowboard while you are too high, because it will only lead to bad things.

JOHN: Do you want to go sledding?
ME: Sledding sucks unless you smoke weed before it.
JOHN: Yea, let's smoke and sled.

by Alfonso Enrique December 27, 2005

Smoke detector

An indicator that you are a bad cook

Don't burn your bacon or you will hear the smoke detector

by Dray’s Dictionary February 16, 2019