sponge nappers

Individuals whose sole purpose in life is to liberate Mr Spongebob Squarepants from the rooftops of various Burger King restaurants.

Hey, where did Spongebob go? I just saw him yesterday! (said cruisin' by the local BK)

by Plankton December 5, 2004

nerd slinger

A special kind of nerd. This nerd is probably at the very top of the Nerd Hierachy. The nerd level is so high, that anyone in the direct field of his presence would probably be infected with his/her nerd virus. Very dangerous.

Dude1: "Holy ****. a nerd slinger."
Dude-ette1: "Quick, to the escape hatch."

by John Connor 2006 February 4, 2006

Yogart Slinger

Another name for a cock that can shoot huge loads.

"Some hose hound was suckin on my yogart slinger 2 hrs. after draggin her out of the bar."

by Zedonks March 11, 2009

Fun-Sponge

Someone who walks into a room and literally soaks up all the fun , as a sponge would to water . Also known as a buzz-kill or a party-pooper .

Colum Leen is such a fun-sponge , he always kills the buzz boner and wants to do work in class .

by Andrew1134 May 7, 2009

Time Sponge

A place on the internet where you go just to check something out, then spend hours playing - like typing names into Urban Dictionary

I spent an hour elf bowling - it is a definite time sponge.

by Huntch March 9, 2010

Semen Slinger

Another word for a male porn star or gay man.

Dirk Diggler and Ron Jeremy are two of the most well known Semen Slingers in the porn industry.

And a few of the best well known gay Semen Slingers in music would have to be Boy George and Freddy Mercury.

by SassyJax01 December 16, 2012

Spongebob

When you have an annoying, repeated laughter that resembles that of Spongebob

Carl: Dude, I heard she Spongebobs.
Regina: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Xavier: Yup, she's Spongebobing ...

by Juana69 April 10, 2015