I have slatherphobia
by aboy the kid May 21, 2015
Get the slatherphobia mug.Someone who goes out of their way to pretend to be different in an attempt to impress people who are not different. All the while maintaining their normalness. Basically a human paradox. SlateBeasts also unnecessarily use the British English spellings for words despite of solely being a resident of the U.S... Example of such behavior; "if your favourite "coffee" drink is a Carmel macchiato, mocha, or white mocha then you don't love coffee. you love sugar".
"SlateBeasts are the worst photographers, going on pointless "hikes" and "adventures" for the sake of taking pictures."
"Caleb is such a SlateBeast."
"Caleb is such a SlateBeast."
by MaybeCaleb July 22, 2016
Get the SlateBeast mug.Valkriusa : Hey dude, have you heard about that new awesome game coming out!?
NuzzlX : uhm, you mean Overwatch?
Valkriusa : Yeah that!
NuzzlX : I've heard about that 3 weeks ago.
Valkriusa : Wha-!?
NuzzlX : You're sLATE.
NuzzlX : uhm, you mean Overwatch?
Valkriusa : Yeah that!
NuzzlX : I've heard about that 3 weeks ago.
Valkriusa : Wha-!?
NuzzlX : You're sLATE.
by Spinoch March 8, 2017
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Get the slater special mug.Guy: man she had 2 dolphins jumping over a rainbow right above her pussy.
Friend: Weird Slattern Pattern, you finish?
Guy: Nah, flipped her over, her tramp stamp said “Daddy”
Friend: Weird Slattern Pattern, you finish?
Guy: Nah, flipped her over, her tramp stamp said “Daddy”
by Bushido711 October 4, 2018
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Get the slathered mug.Slate's Christmas production this year blew my mind!
Have you joined a team at Slate yet?
Slate is home.
Have you joined a team at Slate yet?
Slate is home.
by Jay Ark November 14, 2018
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