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Someone who goes out of their way to pretend to be different in an attempt to impress people who are not different. All the while maintaining their normalness. Basically a human paradox. SlateBeasts also unnecessarily use the British English spellings for words despite of solely being a resident of the U.S... Example of such behavior; "if your favourite "coffee" drink is a Carmel macchiato, mocha, or white mocha then you don't love coffee. you love sugar".
"SlateBeasts are the worst photographers, going on pointless "hikes" and "adventures" for the sake of taking pictures."

"Caleb is such a SlateBeast."
by MaybeCaleb July 22, 2016
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
Phrase meaning that a deceased cannot rest in peace until society changes due to the circumstances of a death.
People said rest in power for the unarmed man had been shot by the police.
by FooBarBiz October 12, 2017
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