SlateBeast 

Someone who goes out of their way to pretend to be different in an attempt to impress people who are not different. All the while maintaining their normalness. Basically a human paradox. SlateBeasts also unnecessarily use the British English spellings for words despite of solely being a resident of the U.S... Example of such behavior; "if your favourite "coffee" drink is a Carmel macchiato, mocha, or white mocha then you don't love coffee. you love sugar".

"SlateBeasts are the worst photographers, going on pointless "hikes" and "adventures" for the sake of taking pictures."

"Caleb is such a SlateBeast."

SlateBeast by MaybeCaleb July 22, 2016

Slagbeast 

A general term for a large obese human, mainly females, with shitty personalities and overall negative attitude.

Oh dude, she is such a slagbeast!

Slagbeast by Lane Carmen June 27, 2011

slagbeast 

a fat whore, presumably your ex-girlfriend or possibly your friends mother.

"dang adam your mum is a slagbeast"

slagbeast by archiewordgroup August 26, 2009

Starebeast 

Small annoying creature with chode-like proportions. Usually have no use for eyelids, many are born without them, some just never use them.

"The Starebeast is burning a hole through my ass!(usually because this is eye-level for the 'beast)"

Starebeast by BeastBasher August 30, 2005

starebeast 

A chode-like creature, without eyelids or the ability to move its neck. Usually seen draped in a too-tight tunic.

"The starebeast is burning a hole through my ass*!!

*ass being eye-level for the 'beast.

starebeast by Leave me alone August 25, 2005

snakebeast69 

The Future President of The United States of America

Person 1: Who you voting for in the Election?
Person 2: snakebeast69
Person 3: Fuck yeah bro

snakebeast69 by Penaldog7 April 25, 2023