Shitterporn

Military in origin.

Pornographic material, traditionally magazines, left in a public restroom for all passing people to enjoy. Shitterporn gives the average man (or woman) visual stimulus while they masturbate. Finding shitterporn is usually considered a bonus, as most men are going to jack off while they take a shit anyway. Victoria's Secret catalogs have been observed as passable shitterporn.

I gotta run down to the liquor store for a Hustler, the shitterporn pages are stuck together again.

by cryptonaut October 3, 2017

shitter slap

When a person gets an attitude adjustment by getting slapped while taking a dump

Nikki got a shitter slap to fix her attitude problem

by SPANKY1113 October 4, 2017

shitter legs

When sitting on the toilet for so long that ones legs fall asleep.

Frank, are you almost done in there, your going to end up with shitter legs!

by Benjamama May 4, 2018

Shitter's rights

One's inalienable, universal right to shit wherever one pleases, whenever one feels the need. Shitter's rights are based on "nature's call" and thus cannot be withheld by any restaurant, coffee shop, hotel or other establishment who tries to claim that toilets are supposed to be for customers only.

Not to be confused with "squatter's rights," which is one's right to live somewhere that has been abandoned. Though one can surely claim both shitter's rights and squatter's rights simultaneously. After all, you have to squat to shit so you're already halfway there.

Did you see that woman at Tim Horton's who dropped her pants and took a dump right in the coffee shop then threw the crap at the cashier? She got denied toilet access so she claimed shitter's rights!

by Dr Crapper June 7, 2018

Shitter Narnia

Three porta-shitters (or more) in a row, at a large gathering, with no line for any shitters.

Running Hood to Coast, we stop at an exchange and we found shitter narnia. Four shitters with no line.

by Thrasherff August 25, 2018

Schitters

A really bad smash bros player. Usually sits on the edge of the map and spams projectiles. Only plays young link, olimar, and lucas. Avoid at all costs.

Player1: Hey let’s play some smash bros.
Player2: Ok
(The two play a match)
Player2: Hey, I won!
Player1: Bitch you just spammed PK fire the whole time. You are such a schitters.

by YaBoiCharles January 17, 2019

spitters

Individual servings of crack cocaine that are stored in the dealers mouth. This is done so the crack can be swallowed if the dealer has an encounter with police.

Cops rolled up so I had to swallow my spitters.

by $toney_Montana January 24, 2019