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sleep shart

when your bowel movement is so vigorous in your slumber that your body proceeds to dump your diharrea into your bed without you knowing.
by joeyback April 4, 2019
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foul sharts

During a basketball game, the act of farting in an attempt to disrupt the shooter at the free throw line.
While I was at the State basketball tournament, I made some foul sharts in the 4th quarter so that my son's team would win their game.
by Bilbro_Swaggins July 7, 2015
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land of the shart

A mocking and derogatory term for the United States of America, used by European users of 4chan's /pol/ and /int/ boards, often used to mock the "shit" opinions of American posters.

The term comes from a series of webms of Americans sharting (farting then shitting) in public places.
American: *posts some shit about interracial sex* (Mutt's Law)

European: Ah, the land of the shart. *posts a webm of an American sharting in a grocery store*
by TopNavySeal August 19, 2021
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Death shart

When someone (often a patient in a medical setting) is on the verge of death and releases their bowels in a smelly flatulent display. It is an unquestionable sign of death. The soul leaves the body at this point.
We were doing CPR on the guy in room 7, and it seemed to be going well until he had a death shart.

Yeah you can't come back from that...
by Hybridpain May 20, 2015
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Cart Shart

To leak fecal matter or full on defecate oneself while performing one or more cartwheels.
Connie was well on her way to earning a first place at her gymnastics competition when in the middle of her routine, she did a Cart Shart and it cost her the entire routine as well as a new leotard.
by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015
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Shart Burn

Shart burn
noun
1.
an uneasy burning sensation in the ring piece, typically extending toward the surrounding anus. Usually, but not exclusively, caused by the continued wiping necessitated by the eructation of fluid faeces.
I think one of the 15 pints I had last night must have come in a dirty glass. I've been pissing out of my arse all day and have terrible shart burn. I've had to get the wife to smear my ring with germoline.
by dogegg March 29, 2012
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shart attack

When your sudden urge to pass gas in light colored pants is accompanied by a wet, warm stain in your seat.
John: Nate,man,the worse thing happened on the way to work today

Nate: Dude, bring it.

John: I suffered a debilitating shart attack and had to go home to change my pants- so I took the day off and went to the golf course.
by Lexdeacon June 8, 2011
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