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a bitch and seven eighths 

Much more annoying, rude, and a meaner person than a bitch and three fourth
Ms. Kao is a bitch and seven eighths

half-your-age-plus-seven 

The social rule defining the youngest age one may date without it being socially unacceptable (or illegal). To compute the oldest one could date without it being socially awkward, simply subtract seven from one's own age, and multiply by two.

To compute the acceptable age an otherwise inappropriately matched couple would have to be before they could date, find the difference in their age, multiply by two, and add seven to get the age the older partner would have to be.

And remember, always round up when computing the youngest age you can date, and round down for the oldest. You know, just to be on the safe side.
Andy is 23, Betty is 19. Andy wants to know if they should date, so he computes half-your-age-plus-seven (18.5). This is an acceptable relationship.

Christine is 25, Donald is 43. Christine thinks she might be too young for Donald, so she reverses the half-your-age-plus-seven rule (36). This is an unacceptable relationship.

Eustace is 94, Frank is 46. Eustace considers the fact that half-your-age-plus-seven (54) makes this an inappropriate relationship to engage in. She also considers that she will be 110 before her relationship with Frank will be socially acceptable. She then considers the fact that she will be dead by then. Eustace continues on with her relationship with Frank anyway.
half-your-age-plus-seven by Brash October 4, 2012

half-your-age-plus-seven 

The lower limit on the age of a potential partner for a person over 14, by socially acceptable standards. Used as a rule of thumb.

The converse is twice-(your-age-minus-seven).

The following online calculator makes the math easy and also calculates how long until an UNacceptable relationship becomes acceptable:
tinyurl(dot)com/halfpls7
tinyurl(dot)com/halfpls7

Dave: Yeh man, I totally banged that Kath chick last night.
John: Are you a pedo?! She's 15!
Dave: Nah, she's 15 and a half, half-your-age-plus-seven, I'm 17, so half my age is 8.5 and plus seven is 15.5.
John: ...Doesn't change the fact that she's my sister...

Twenty Seven Hief 

The number directly after twenty one and directly before 27
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37

WAT YOO SAY?!

Bangin' Seven Gram Rocks 

An expression used by Charlie Sheen in order to describe the severity of his drug use. Experts are unsure of the actual definition, but many believe that it describes cocaine use.
Dan and I are going to be bangin' seven gram rocks with Dirk on Tuesday, so we won't be able to attend the funeral.

Fifty Seven 

The magical number that was handed down through the ages to the keepers of the sleech.

Can often be heard being called out in dark wet winter evenings as a protection rite.
"Fifty fifty seven. Fifty fifty fifty seven.
Fifty Seven by Jimbo January 26, 2005