2 definitions by SolF1729

The lower limit on the age of a potential partner for a person over 14, by socially acceptable standards. Used as a rule of thumb.

The converse is twice-(your-age-minus-seven).

The following online calculator makes the math easy and also calculates how long until an UNacceptable relationship becomes acceptable:
tinyurl(dot)com/halfpls7
tinyurl(dot)com/halfpls7

Dave: Yeh man, I totally banged that Kath chick last night.
John: Are you a pedo?! She's 15!
Dave: Nah, she's 15 and a half, half-your-age-plus-seven, I'm 17, so half my age is 8.5 and plus seven is 15.5.
John: ...Doesn't change the fact that she's my sister...
by SolF1729 June 19, 2011
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References a lack of sympathy for someone's expressed disapproval of you or something about you.
Bob: You can't go out dressed like that, you're my wife!

Alice: Wife*, not "property". I'll wear what I like. Die mad about it.
by SolF1729 January 24, 2019
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