selfness

to be what u r and to live with it ,whithout bothering someone,which is the "bass" of life ... and then comes the drum

why don't u practise selfness , instead of payin' for wellness

by cherry_berry December 7, 2009

self worship

Masturbation aka stress relief for christian folk

"Where's Susan? This Monopoly game isn't gonna play by itself"

"Ummmm, I think she went to the bathroom for a little self worship"

by HoroscopeGangsta.com October 21, 2013

self-emmolation

When your name is Emily and you'd like to set yourself on fire.

Emily is totally in a state of self-emmolation right now.

by noGoodNate September 20, 2018

Self Treat

Someone who enjoys a little personal treat

Martin spent most of the day self treating

by Monkeyboy1975 September 10, 2010

Self-actualization

In Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, the highest need. This is the need to achieve one’s full potential

Last night, after fucking my girlfriend and realizing how far I’ve come from my incel days, I realized that I achieved self-actualization.

by True_Lust July 23, 2019

self-like

To add a "Like" to one of your own posts on Facebook, Youtube or similar. Only people with a superior godlike self-esteem can pull this off without feeling embarassed.

A: Hey, Dave just self-liked his post. What a loser!
B: Nah, you are a loser. He's just bad-ass and doesn't give shit about what you think.

by davidfish December 10, 2016

Self Sweltie

A self-inflicted Sweltie often used in email by way of a cc or bcc to oneself.

I gave Mango so much shit about his Mass Hickies and Swelties that I told him to take his own medicine and cc himself to see how it feels. After giving himself a Self Sweltie, Mango reported that his self-inflicted welt felt like he’d been scrubbing his ass with sandpaper for a week. He immediately ran to the drug store for an ice pack and some salve.

by btedstrom June 14, 2007