Soft Serve

The act of having sex with a flaccid penis

"It doesnt matter that i am impotent. My girlfriend loves it when I give her the soft serve! And it feels better too!!"

by DaboShabba October 2, 2013

Dutch Soft Serve

When one disposes their fecal matter in another's laundry machine. When one turns on their laundry/washer machine to do their clothes, they will be greeted with a happy ending to their laundry.The dutch soft serve causes an instant mixture of feces and clothing fabric to blend together and create the perfect mixture of greatness.

You're at a party and notice someone's laundry/washer machine is sitting unused. You can take adavantage of that and fix your or someone else's/something's fecal matter into the machine. The Dutch Soft Serve.

by BigG123 November 1, 2010

Served

An insult to describe somone getting "owned" or "pwned".

1. Bob: "Damn bitch, that break dance was nice, that sucka got SERVED!"
Greg: "I know, I served that hoe"

2. Frank: "Your mom got served"
George: "Dude, your gay, please die."

by I r sexy December 16, 2004

you got served

an extraordinarily funny term used in the movie "Meet the Spartans"

Claire: "You got served! I love that movieeee!!!"

by leafeff March 6, 2008

Seeded

When you nut so fast you don’t realize what has begun

Blake:yo bro I fucked savannah last night
Oz: are you sure you did seeded in her
9 months later
Blake:dude I’m gonna be a dad
Oz: I told you so

by Big booty boy March 21, 2019

Over-Served

The best euphamism ever; to be really really drunk.

Mike passes out on the floor after his umpteenth beer. He had been over-served.

by idiotsavant February 7, 2009

Name-seeker

One who has no sense of ones self thus refers to Urban dictionary to retrieve there identity by searching for there name. One can be considered cute, sexy, loveable, nerd like or even whoreish. All you do is UD your name and WAAAA LA!

Sally : "I just don't know who I am."
Sue: "Just go on Urban Dictionary and be a name-seeker, whatever it says must me right because it is the internet afterall"

by KJG14141414 June 24, 2011